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I personally love headcanoning Peter with extra nonvisible spider like traits. Like his favorite fruit being oranges before he was bitten and now he's basically allergic to sour things like citrus.

Or him avoiding peppermint and lavender cause it makes him uncomfortable. Him rarely blinking, or, blinking WAY too often because spider eyes have hundreds of tiny cells.

Peter becoming more and more carnivorous and basically avoiding fruits and veggies, but also feeling the urge to hunt so maybe, just maybe, he toys with his rogues a little longer than necessary.

I especially like that scene in Andrew's in the sewer where he uses his webs to track Dr Conner's movements. I think Peter should be able to feel vibrations and know where everything is kinda like Toph from ATLA and her seismic sense.

I love the idea of Peter feeling the desire to make little nests, so his bed is absolutely overflowing with pillows and blankets to keep him safe. And sometimes, without meaning to, he avoids aunt may because spiders will learn your routine to avoid larger or more powerful animals and who's more powerful than aunt may.

I love the idea of Peter refusing to accept money from Tony, but, he will reluctantly take it if he beats Tony while sparring because spiders will sometimes fight each other and steal the others "resources".

I love the idea of Peter going through a major growth spurt out of the blue because spiders can mult and become larger. Of his body changing and adopting more spider-like traits. Like fangs, or maybe his torso grows slightly longer than normal, and his arms and legs are lankier.

I love the idea of him coming home on the last day of school before winter break and taking a nap, only to wake up a week later because he accidentally left the window cracked and he slipped into diapause.

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nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

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and Peter dies from embarrassment.

I also imagine that's how he accidentally outs himself every time he does. Keeping Spider-Man separate when he talks is fairly easy once he gets used to it. But not talking about his passion project he has OPINIONS about? Lots harder cause it crosses his lives.

He'll be in decathlon training or the subway or out somewhere and someone will be talking about it and without think he'll mention that scene was hard to write or he almost did xyz or he's planning adding subplot but not yet or it'll get to complicated. And everyone just freezes.