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Claire Keane
will byers stan first human second
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tannertan36
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Cosmic Funnies
Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
Keni
Not today Justin

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@gloomytanturm
modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these
Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort
make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here
they can really just get rid of the other colors and give us different shades of pink
If you go into the HTML editor, you can change the color to anything you want using this code!
<span style=“color: #color goes here”>words go here</span>
You can then change the words to be any colors you want! @angelmoods
also here’s the list of html color names!
What about mobile
Mobile sucks ass so this is all we get
True
Boku no Driver’s Ed
The class 1-A kiddos learn how to drive with Aizawa Shouta pt.8 feat. Hizashi Yamada
Kaminari: *nervously approaches the car. Sparks flying from his fingers.*
Aizawa: NO
Kaminari: w-what?
Aizawa: you don’t get to drive today.
Hizashi: hey, chill out eraser! Let the kid drive, what could go wrong?
Aizawa: *eye twitches*
Aizawa: fine but you drive with him Hizashi
Five minutes later…
Hizashi and Kaminari: *both screaming loudly and careening towards a barricade*
Kaminari: *shorts out the car with his quirk, he and Hizashi pass out*
Aizawa: … idiots…
(Pt.1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10)
For the first time ever I’m actually glad about my sexuality. One day I started accepting my sexuality and now I’m getting closer to coming out to real people
hey update from three years ago. i actually kinda somewhat out at school but i’m not popular enough for it to be spread around. so
The lesbians love their bi gf :“)
is this … is this a joke about bi invisibility?
excuse me? did you mean invisiBIlity?
When another gay is hired at your job
When you’re the new gay who just got hired
When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job
When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager
When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.
When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.
When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time
when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap
This is fucking killing me😹😹😹😹😹
I love how the last post implies this all happened in the span of one shift
i love how the last post implies this all happened in the span of one shift
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i cant
I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking
Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway.
http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat
http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat
important
REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!
IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!!! MY CAR WAS CHOKING ON SOME RIBBON THAT GOT LEFT ON THE GROUND AND THESE TIPS SAVED ONE OF MY PRECIOUS FUR BABIES’ LIVES.
I KNOW THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE I HAVE CATS BUT ^^ ACCIDENTALLY WROTE CAR AND I IMAGINE LIGHTING MCQUEEN CHOKING IM SORRY
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO A HEIMLICH MANEUVER ON A PET!
For a cat or dog you want to clasp your hands together and squeeze in short pulses against the diaphragm, which is right below the rib cage. This chart shows the person holding the cat up doing it, but if you pet is still conscious you can bend over and do it while they are on all fours. I saved my dog’s life doing it that way when he choked on a piece of food. Squeezing the rib cage is less likely to work and more likely to break a rib. Go for the diaphragm instead, which is the same way you do it on humans too. The chart I posted applies to cats and dogs.
My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”
I’m sorry?
That’s a challenge.
Oreos aquired.
I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first
But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package
She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies
And find a new hiding spot
Hehehe
They up there
Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available
Now to hide them right under her nose
She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face
Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing
Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on
I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos
Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years
:)
Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here
You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!
Then a devious idea struck me…
I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…
And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall
If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart
This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for
You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment
Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left
Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there
Oh, guess I should put this back up
Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.
But then I looked again. They dooooo
Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop
And, as promised, a dopey grin
I fuckin love this guy
jeopardy being on netflix is the best thing to happen to me since luka modrić scored against argentina
attention lesbians and people over the age of 65 on this site: jeopardy is on netflix
flirting in the 21st century
Update:
I needed to know how this ended. THANK YOU
i saw this and now looked trough their twitter and they broke up day ruined.
The Shamchat Experience
My school is going insane, take care of your gastrointestinal system, it’s important.
Anyways, since I am not able to leave the home, I needed a distraction. Then I discovered Shamchat by somone’s suggestion on Tumblr.
It was really fun, I must say. No real RPs (not yet) but I did laugh a lot.
First I chose was a doctor, because, you know, med student. I thought it would be easy to play.
I get to do some doctoring stuff. :P I suggested a bad girl who had aching boobs to have a mamography and I took my magnifying glass before examining “a horny gay man”’s dick. :P
First, I met with a fake doctor. And I think we got along pretty well.
(Sorry to all med students at Harvard.) Then I had a chance to do some doctoring stuff.
(Friendly reminder: Don’t EVER mess with cat people.) I met with Death and Death was… really kind:
Then people started to assume I was “The Doctor”. And I got to meet with him :P
Couldn’t answer this one on time, but to the that person: YOU RULE EVEN BETTER.
Oh, and I did some matchmaking as The Doctor. (Family issues ensued.)
There were some awesome people:
And this person was so done with Tumblr stuff:
SENPAI NOTICED ME.
Then I get a really good and evilish idea.
I changed my character into “Sherlock Season 4”. Which was one of the best experiences.
How I Met My Mother:
And I met with fanfics. Encouraged me. A LOT.:
(“I know ropes and locks, this person was made of gold. :D)
I made a confession:
THIS ONE IS MY FAVOURITE:
AND THAT MINERAL CRAVES FOR ME:
And I will go back, of course. After I’m done with anatomy.
I’m not faking this this have been in my draft for years
Blank Memes
Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”
Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”
Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”
This post gave me a fucking ulcer.
You meet people like this at the library. People who have been coming in every day for YEARS to use the computers and monopolize your time with conversations like this, that seem to go out of their way to avoid listening to anything you try to teach them because they’d rather you just do it for them.
So one day, this tiny, frail little woman comes to the desk with a huge folder of papers under her arm. She says “I need to use one of the computers,” and I’m like “alright, I’ll set you up with a guest account.”
And then she says “I’ll also need you to show me how to use a computer. I’m 97 years old and I’ve never even touched one before, but I need to file my health information and they told me I needed to do it using this,” and she holds out a little scrap of paper with a url scrawled on it in a shaky hand.
And I’m just mentally like ‘oh no,’ but I say of course I can help her. So I sit her down and sign her in, and she stops me to ask basically what the mouse is, and I explain it, but I’m just thinking that this is going to take a million years. But I start doing a quick and dirty run down of the parts of the computer, the programs, the desktop, what a url is and what the Internet is, what a search engine is, what websites are, and so on.
She doesn’t interrupt or ask any questions or anything, and then I’m like ‘okay let’s go to this url’ and it’s an interactive, multi-page form that she needs to put all that info in her folder into and submit, and I’m just terrified as I’m explaining it that I’m going to spend all day with this woman.
But she’s just like “alright. I think I’ve got it.” And she must have had a secretary job back in the typewriter days, because she just *whips* through the first page of the form and submits and goes on to the next, and tells me she’ll find me if she needs me.
She came over once to tell me she needed an email address and wanted to know how to set one up - I told her about her options and she picked Gmail and went back to the computer and set it up all by herself, and got her information all filed properly in about an hour and a half – and she’d NEVER used a computer before in her LIFE.
When she was done, she came over to ask me how to turn it off and I showed her and she thanked me for being so patient, and I told her quite honestly that I’d NEVER seen a novice adult pick up using a computer so fast.
And she said “oh, but it’s so simple! And so useful! My grandkids made it sound so difficult, but I’m going to pick up my own computer tomorrow!”
And I think she must have, because I never saw her in the library again.
Anyway I hope I’m that quick when I’m 97.
^ thank you for sharing this very positive experience because the experience from OP really gave me a headache. it was nice to end on a positive note.. gives hope
ik been inactive for years but decided post drafts so i can look on main account now
Why can’t I stop watching this
I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing
He l p m e
I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
This is me