[demsapples]

Ah, yes, continuing on with my presentation on the cycle of BOYZLIFE...

[homura]

still in shock that potion seller wrote challengers

[melancholicmelanin]

Cock shame, pussy to the world

[melancholicmelanin]

I found the sequel!

[mxgicdave]

boy toys 🎾

[mushroominaforest]

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

[thoodleoo]

How did people describe the taste of cilantro before modern soap was invented? Or did the cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene not exist then? (Writing a Socrates x Plato fluff fic)

im sorry youre writing what now

[classycookiexo]

[secretgarden]

[thatnordicguy]

[jvhdb]

[melancholicmelanin]

Cock shame, pussy to the world

[segamascott]

[alysmond]

“There’s a whole backstory there that is just kind of alluded to, but it’s basically, the idea is that Mark came in and he was inexplicably better at refining the files than others were, at least for that first file that he worked on, which was called Allentown.” – Dan Erickson

[thecoolradcoffin]

hope this explains it

[invaderxan]

it does and I hate it, thank you

[lunarriviera]

important update

[florencvassy]

wondering about the audition process to cast emile the goat. did they get the goat with the biggest wettest eyes. did they get the goat who could bleat the sweetest and saddest. the goat who could stand the cutest. the goat who could look into the gun the most innocently. did the goats called back have to do a chemistry test with gwendoline christie. many such questions. anyway that little goat has such a promising career ahead. what a performance.

[snufkinofficial]

helena taking the chance to make fun of the stupid mythology she’s had to pretend to take seriously since birth……her catholic ass

[mooned-knights]

there's something about helena using milchick's first name and irving IMMEDIATELY weaponizing that shit against him. in an environment where personal information is so tightly controlled that innies don't know their own last name, wouldn't knowing your manager's full name feel like having a gun to their head? and irving pulls the trigger the second he knows he has a bullet. i love you gay old man

[serdunkthelunk]

diversity win! the pharmaceutical corporation that is going to trap your wife in an evil basement includes gender neutral pronouns on their patient intake forms