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Sleepy weeb and disaster bi, it's just gonna be anime and shitposting ♡

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

Voice from Bird Box: “I got a 10 inch dick”

me:

[antlershade]

black mirror writer: what if when you said “ello yewchube”…..yewchube said ello back…….

[bogmonsters]

she was effervescent; she had nothing but the whole world to herself. time slowly passed like leaves in the breeze.

and before she knew it she was swept up in it as well.

the moon and stars never saw her coming. they never deserved her, and neither did i.

[bogmonsters]

this is a post ab my tamagotchi that just died

[typhonserpent]

f

[dendritical]

@gloopy-gloom

[mattibee]

pokemnon

For The Nintendo Switch™

[dojacat]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

me, gay and running out of breath going up the stairs: I bet I could run a farm

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

What are your views on communism?

karl marx’s hole was tight as hell

like, unreal.

[twitterlols]

[dinosaurcowboy]

we know what girls like

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

[scyther-no-scything]

This line deserves its own post

[mmx4-deactivated20180219]

sometimes i wish titties were real and not a made up anime thing

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[currenthell]

[ceaselessims]

Me watching a commercial for any new video game: ehhh it's no Zoo Tycoon 2™

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[1sungyeol]

this blog does not support the production or consumption of coleslaw