if I follow you that means I would go on a bike ride with you if you asked. jsit something to keep in mind
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Three Goblin Art
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if I follow you that means I would go on a bike ride with you if you asked. jsit something to keep in mind
:/
The Newest & Clearest photo of Pluto.
Me: *wearing some godawful travesty of an outfit*
The Fashion Police: um :/
Me:
HOW TO WIN BROWNIE POINTS WITH ME: YOU SEE A MUSHROOM. YOU SHOW IT TO ME. MUSHROOM ANYTHING.
i bring to you
the tiny boys
holy SHIT THOSE ARE THE TINIEST BOYS I’VE EVER SEEN
HOW THEM BOYS SO TINY?!
THE TINY BOYS
those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one
monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients
human brain: hehe leg smooth
hey why is clickhole so good sometimes
today i bought a painting from a guy on the street missing half his teeth. he said i could hang it on my wall & if an intruder comes in the painting will stall them for just long enough for me to subdue them
me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it
also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it
what the fuck is the joke here
oh
saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary
ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever
who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
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