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[spnproshipbang]

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[supergaysupernatural]

So after the convention, I got back to my aunty's house and we were talking about everything and she wanted to know what SPN was about so I explained it basically (even the soul mate part) and so we watched All Hell Breaks Loose 1 and 2 and then Bad Day at Black Rock...

AND I KID YOU NOT.

My aunty goes "You're right. There's some weird sexual chemistry with those two. They were flirting just then."

And then I showed her the playthings scene with drunk Sam palming at Dean's face and then getting into bed and hitching his ass up:

and she was like "I've watched a lot of gay porn in my life, and that scene feels like it's a minute away from turning into porn."

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

The best part of this is "I've watched a lot of gay porn in my life..."

LOL good for her!

[supergaysupernatural]

My aunty is basically the 60 year old version of me 🤣 I adore her. She even asked me about my fanfiction and asked the darkest thing I've ever written and so I gave her a run down of a couple of stories and one of them she was like OOOH, SEND ME THAT ONE. I WANNA READ THAT.

🤣

[niwolah]

Tell your aunt that I love her.

[jellybracelet]

[whitealbum]

i don’t think rpf is bad bc like 81 year old paul mccartney would have to take so many specific steps in order to find and read beatles fanfiction that i feel like any exposure to it would be his fault. not to mention that he would probably like it

[whitealbum]

then you have your brendon urie types where he was definitely being exposed to manmade horrors beyond his comprehension against his will but he’s a dick so he deserved it. with frank iero it’s like ummm you’re the one making out with your best friend on stage? the misha collins situation isn’t bad bc i find it really really funny. the only true victims of rpf are dan and phil

[muppetshow2026]

we can debate the ethics of rpf all day long but the bottom line that we can’t get away from is that its funny to edit black and white images of celebrities into the “rpf is fine” image with their name as the source

[javertisgay]

[coalashslurry]

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

[flagellant]

"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

[sethprotector]

Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

[flagellant]

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

[flagellant]

Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20

[supergaysupernatural]

You heard it here first folks.

Three words: Necro Crack Fic.

That is all.

Will post when it's done but I still have to finish the spnkinkmeme prompt I started but this fucked up fic idea is swirling around in my head after joking with @gloriousmooseman and now its gonna happen.

[gloriousmooseman]

GET READY EVERYONE

[derailedangel]

i refuse to talk to other people about my problems because they're mine to deal with and yet i get angry because no one asks me whats wrong. babe ur such a fucking attention whore omg

[derailedangel]

i think of her when i listen to hozier

[derailedangel]

she was kissing a girl at a nye party when i posted this

[derailedangel]

i think of her when i listen to hozier

[mochatheangelkiller]

Annual reminder that time isn't real and new years is the governments way of trucking you into believing in a linear timeline

[ad-wills]

[supergaysupernatural]

@gloriousmooseman FUCKING LOL

My biggest problem 🤣 I'm sorry.

[gloriousmooseman]

😂😂 yep pretty accurate!!

but at least you’re not stuck for words lol

[sherlockandmoriar-tea]

[gloriousmooseman]

get ready melbourne… we’re coming for ya! @supergaysupernatural

[hwardlaunch]

I love the way Phil looks at Dan. He is either looking at him like he holds the secrets to the universe and the entire planet revolves around him or he looks at him like he's the most fucked up revolting dilapidated creature to ever surface the earth (loving).

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

everything is about wincest except wincest which is about john

[gloriousmooseman]

@supergaysupernatural this you? lol

[lovelyembers]

[supergaysupernatural]

This honestly looks like the moment before this gif: