Asgore's Chariot

Minor | Autistic | Pisces | Artist, Reader, Daydreamer, Music listener, Netflix watcher | Malaysian | Beginner Pagan and polytheist

[home-and-having-tea]

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

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the ancients experienced imposter syndrome in their worship too. ancient pagans wondered if their offerings were good enough, worried the gods weren’t proud, and compared themselves to other devotees.

when you feel that you aren’t worshipping right, take a moment to sit this feeling— let it act as a thread that connects you to all religions throughout all time. we all want to do right by divinity, you are not alone in your woes. it’s not indicative of your failures, but a symbol of your passion. we’re all on this together, just separated by a little time.

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PREACH

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Art dump 2025

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NO

Neopagans don't perform human sacrifices for a good harvest

Satanists are not evil and don't sacrifice a goat to summon Baphomet

Voodoo practitioners don't call the devil

Furries are not zoos

Therians are not zoos or weirdos either

Hoyo players are not grown-ass sweaty stinky drakes

Feminists are not always karens

Some vegans and vegetarians don't force you to change your diet to theirs

Some female influencers don't have an OnlyFans account nor post for praise

Some Christians are not delusional, homophobic, transphobic, forceful, nor suffer from religious psychosis

Muslims must wear a hijab because of the Quran, but the style of their hijab dosen't matter

Some boomers aren't technologically averse

Gen-Zs are not always immature, unserious, cold, blissfully ignorant, and dumb

Gen Alpha are not always brain-rotted

A boy who likes girly things isn't always gay

A girl who likes boyish things isn't a lesbian

Not all rich people are greedy, corrupt, and tone-deaf

Not all poor people are nice, helpless, and innocent

Not all black people are hood

Not all asians eat animals

Not all Russians are manly

Not all americans are politcal

Not all koreans are attractive

Not all isolated populations are disconnected

Not all Malaysians are tribal

Not all Mexicans are criminals

Not all Twitter users are oversensitive

The LGBTQ community has an ugly side too

Australia is not a dangerous place

Discord mobs are not always fat pedos

Every single fandom in existence has a toxic side

Lighthearted fandoms of darker pieces of media have a bad side too

Terrible fandoms of soft pieces of media have a good side too

Anime are not cartoons

Cartoons are not anime

Animation isn't always meant for kids

Women are not dishwashers, sex toys, nor maids

Some men are safe and respectful

Book worms are not dark romance readers

Epic and the Odyssey are almost different in storytelling

Rick Riordan did not do enough research on the context of mythology

Taboo romance should be banned

Culture is not an aesthetic

Tragedy, gore, mental health, and suicide are also not aesthetic

Religion is not an aesthetic neither

Racism happens to everybody in any form

🍇 culture is not a myth

Humour is subjective

Styles matter

Teachers struggle too

Science cannot fully debunk the supernatural

Your sexuality is not a choice

The cultures, customs, and traditions of ethnic groups deserve respect

Do not enforce your own culture onto another group

Spawnism is not a real religion

Anyone can make their own philosophical and religious beliefs as long as they're respectful and decent

Vtubers and Gacha life users are not always cringey

Not all gamers are stinky

Not every PJSK fan is touchy

Autism dosen't mean you're stupid

OCD doesn't mean you're very tidy

ADHD dosen't always mean your attention span is short

Tourette's should not be used for clout

Climate change is real

Male politicians suck and female politicians are better

Fat shaming and motivation are not the same

Ragebaiting is not an excuse for being hateful

Detransitioning is useless

The Bible is inconsisstent

Uncles and pastors are not always groomers

- Me

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Hot take:

Diversity makes a character realistic and distinguishable, cuz there's no way people irl are going to look like NPCs.

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"Rich people problems" Are You Sure?

That's because someone owns something "fancy" or that you never heard of it, doesn't mean they're rich. We cannot tell if this family is legitimately rich or not, but determining their social status based on ONE luxury is stupid. We don't even know them personally, so please don't mock this family for having a fancy-looking decoration. There are so many other political and corporate diseases such as Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and the like that deserve more hate for literally being dumba**a**oles, but no, let's just bully some innocent family for being fancy.

I am saying this as a person who grew up in a working-class family that owns fancy furniture in our house, but I guarantee you, my family is NOT rich. Heck, even the house next to us has similar furniture and design, but they're in the same class as ours.

This rant is meant to express my frustration about how many people always jump to conclusions quickly based on minor details, without even looking at the big picture. So please for gods' sake, think sensibly.

[spiderbirdo]

I've always been a front facing Than defender since the start

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Than really lost his looksmaxing streak after Kronos froze him in time.

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Hot take:

Some men only worship male gods and figures, because they can't accept that women are creators of life. Goddesses (Hera, Artemis, Freya, Inanna, etc.) and religious figures (like Eve or Mother Mary) are underappreciated by THOSE types of men, because their insecure ahh hate it when the opposite gender is revered/worshipped for something greater such as the world's creation. To men, male deities/gods are representations of their virtues: authority, strength, courage, resilience, and the law. As for goddesses, however, they don't see the significance of these deities, because a goddess doesn't possess their ideal qualities. They think that love, beauty, creation, life, fertility/procreation, harmony, knowledge, and virginity are useless. On occasions, they even dared to distort the stories of goddesses, twist their image, and also make them appear inferior to male deities. Heck, there are times where they violate the statues.

As a dude who worships Mother Gaia, Hestia, Brigit, Artemis, Devana, Aphrodite, and the like, I believe that women are incredible in their own ways and should be praised not only for their talents, but also for their natural association with life, fertility, motherhood, nurturance, and strength. We should thank Gaia for bringing life into her body (the world), Hera for punishing unfaithful or abusive husbands, Artemis for protecting young maidens, the Triple goddess for allowing us to see the magic of nature, and of course, Eve for inventing clothes.

Goddesses and women from different cultures/religions are equal to gods/men in terms of power. Unfortunately, misogynists refuse to accept that, so instead they turned them into servants who always get the short end of the stick with the gods. Gaia's body (the Earth) is constantly ruined, Hera gets villainised for her jealous rage, Artemis is stripped of her virginity, witches get burned at the stake for making herbal potions, and Eve is blamed for the sins of this world.

In short, goddesses deserve the same appreciation, respect, and love as the gods, rather than being reduced to villainesses, lesbian icons, toys, and servants.

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Some Christians and Muslims when you tell them their beliefs aren't the first religions in the world and that there are more religious beliefs out there than they think.

[apiswitchcraft]

before you ask "are the gods mad at me?" THINK:

have you...

1. killed or maimed someone

2. killed or maimed an animal for purposes other than consuming/processing it

3. knowingly and purposefully hurled vile obscenities or insults at any god or gods

4. made it a life goal to be a terrible person

5. been a terf

IF YOU SAID NO TO ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS then girl you're fine go have a dr. pepper

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Good to know, cuz I was always afraid they wouldn't like me if I made a mistake (it's because I grew up in a Muslim family and the things I heard about Allah being angry have damaged me). But thank you so much.

[whatrealbeautylookslike]

I love the casual substitution of "gods" instead of "god" in colloquial sayings. "oh my gods" "gods, my feet hurt" etc etc. like yeah deconstruct the societal standard of monotheism with me. let's party

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As a PJO fan turned Helpol, I wholeheartedly agree!

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Being the black sheep means that you're (probably) the only pagan in a strictly muslim country and family. I have parents and an older brother who insulted the gods with ZERO hesitation, because they believe Allah is the only god. My phone wallpaper is filled with the gods I worshipped (Seth, Brigit, Gaia, etc.) as a simple devotional act, but now I am terrified that one day they'll open my phone without my consent and see the pictures. Last week, I purchased a mythology book from the bookstore so I could research the religious and cultural contexts of myths, but when I left it out in the open, my mother found it, called it a "cursed book", and confiscated it. Luckily, I snuck into my parents' bedroom to take it back, while she's away.

It's not just my family (primarily, my parents and big brother) but my former friends as well. A friend of mine thinks it's "funny" to ragebait Lord Zeus and Lady Nemesis. He asked me to do random shit with the Olympians, because he thinks my religion is a "trend"; it's really not. At the same time, another friend, who kept fat-shaming me for years, called me "delusional". All of my "friends" ignorance, fueled by hubris, was enough for me to snap. I blocked them, gave the silent treatment, and isolated myself from the group during recess.

My family is currently unaware of the fact that I have left Islam to join paganism and became an eclectic pagan, nor do they know that I have recently incorporated Lucifer, Lilith, and Baphomet into my practice.

Safe to say that I am proud of myself for choosing eclectic paganism, because I feel more comfortable and happy. I love the gods and in return, they love me. If you're struggling with the same situation as I am, remember that you are not alone.

[mxmorbidmidnight]

Nazis will never be welcome in paganism. They have no space in our communities, we will have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to nazis. You have no right to the cultures, gods and religions you hijack to spread your disgusting ideologies. You will find no refuge or comraderie amongst pagans.

Reblog to let nazis know they’re not welcome here.

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Preach!

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Seth

Lord Seth, Egyptian god of war, deserts, storms, violence, and chaos.

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Naiads

Nymphs of the rivers, lakes, fountains, streams, and ponds

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Demeter

Lady Demeter, goddess of the harvest, agriculture, the cycle of life and death, the earth, nourishment, and fields.

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Loki

Lord Loki, Norse god of deceit, mischief, and trickery.

(The drawing at the top is by Me).

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Erebus

Lord Erebus, primordial god of darkness and husband of Nyx.