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the heist multi-muse blog

[hcllucination]

give me a yeah, you’re dating my best friend but i fuck you better thread

and a my parents hate you so im going to sneak you in at night for quiet sexy time thread

or a wow sexual tension is totally there but were both chicken shit thread

also give me a you’re really innocent and i find that hot as fuck so let me taint you thread

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ok but best friends falling in love with each other will forever be my favorite plots of all time ): here are some that will ruin ur life: 

ur the new kid and i invite u to sit w me at lunch and oh i noticed ur wearing my favorite band / movie / have my favorite book and we have a rly interesting conversation and oh ur in like a lot of my classes wow cool and hey we’re friends now and like now we’re best friends and then u start dating someone else and im ok w it until i realize no the fuck im not daTE me instead ): 

we have no idea what personal boundaries are and yeah we’ve made out before a lot and yeah it was ok but we’re friends ok f r i e n d s and why r u staring at me like that? why are u holding my hand always? why are u telling me how much u adore me? we’re not dating? oh u’ve been in love w me for years and i’m a doorknob ): pls come back 

i confessed i might be in love w u and u said u weren’t interested in dating me bc we’re just friends and i’m getting over that heartbreak but u show up on my doorstep and kiss me and we end up in bed and in the morning u tell me this was a mistake and before i can stop u, u leave. u show up again. lather rinse repeat. ):

we share a mutual friend but we’re not rly that close until our friend takes us to a party and they ditch us and we’re not rly part of the crowd so we just sit together and talk a lot. turns out we like a lot of the same things (or we hate a lot of the same things or ur opinion sucks balls here is why ur wrong wow pls continue talking i love how much passion u put into ur opinions even tho they suck balls lol) we grow close and p soon we’re always together. turns out i actually rly rly like u. will u kiss me now? no? ): but why? oh ur in love w our mutual friend and im so sad now ):

we were friends throughout childhood and school. i was a dweeb and ur my way cooler friend but u moved away when we were like 15 we grew apart even tho we promised to stay in touch. i see ur facebook updates and i read ur tweets and i miss u and i wanna talk to u but i dont ?? so we fade away and then one day u show up in my life again and ho ly fuck my heart is doing the beepboop thing but i’m still a loser and ur a fuckin god/dess. ): u wanna catch up and holy shit its like old times again and wow im fuckin in love w u – oh ur getting married ): but … ilu? pls? 

we tried the whole dating thing and it didn’t work out and we’ve moved beyond that. ur my go-to friend on anything and everything and any problem u got i will fucking mow down hell to fix and wow ur smile just lights up my world and pls dont be sad who made u sad i will throw them in hell and mow them down and – oh wow. i never got over u. ur my fucking world and i just want u to be happy but u can only see me as a friend bc when u look at me u see our failed relationship but im not the same person i swear to god. ): 

and jusT BEST FRIENDS FALLING IN LOVE ): ): ): 

[trianglemix]

“Everything about you is bothering me.”

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“I’ve never really done this before”.

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@forget-me-nxt​ “I’m just saying, more wine sounds like a good solution to our problems”.

[juliaburgardt]

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forget-me-nxt:

   ❝ If you want what I think you want, the answer is no. Do if on your own time; I’m not interested in the backlash. ❞ Diamonds and cash cause a dent, sure, but the ledger would threaten an entire operation – and being tied to that is the last thing she wants from this heist.

“Very well”. James is already conspiring to slip it into the schedule, to pull it on her way through the building. Surely no one would notice if she disappeared for one or two minutes. “I trust you’ve put a team together already? If not I can make some recommendations”.

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forget-me-nxt:

   ❝ I know, and I’m not interested in what’s inside. ❞ A stack of guns and gold are less interesting to Aleksi than diamonds and cash–– even if they translate to about the same thing in the end. This con is more about having fun than pulling much money. 

Part of James wants to argue but instead they remain quiet. They could get what they wanted by other means, should they choose that path. “There is something that I would like to acquire from the house. Something I’d be willing to lower my price for, if you’re into that”.

[skcgsra]

time is a social construct: the 1920s

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forget-me-nxt:

   ❝ Fine. Take your thirty-eight percent. ❞ Loosing another eight-hundred thousand stings a little ( especially after all the work that’s gone into this heist ), but there really is no other way around it. Aleksi slips James a slip of paper with the address and her number on it. 

“Not that it’s any of my business,” James starts as she looks down at the address. Ethan Macallan would be a dangerous enemy but one they’re happy to make for this price. “But you know there’s a second safe”.

[gloryandgorc-blog]

forget-me-nxt:

   ❝ I said thirty percent. All I need is you to arrive at the address and open the safe. ❞ Apparently a solid three million is too little for a simple safe cracking job. It’s not as though Aleksi has spent months and months carefully orchestrating this perfect window of time for the job…

"If it was as simple as simply arriving at the address and opening a safe, you’d be doing it yourself. That being said, we both know that it’s not so stop playing hard ball”. James refuses to back down. Without her there was no job and they both knew that.

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forget-me-nxt:

   ❝ Aleksi–– or Alek. Either is fine. My contact told me you can crack the latest TQ model safe in under four minutes. I’ll give you a thirty percent cut should you decide to take my offer, ❞ Alek explains, even if such explanation is vague. 

Thirty percent isn’t all that generous for such a task. “If you’re after skills like that you should be offering at least thirty eight percent. That and you should have a chat to your contact about the accuracy of their claims. I can crack it in three”.

[forget-me-nxt]

@gloryandgorc

   ❝ Well, you are James Rustle, ❞ is the terse, yet level response as Aleksi slips her phone back into her jacket pocket. ❝ Not what I was expecting. ❞

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Arching a brow, the safe cracker glances over at the stranger. Part of her is always worried when someone knows her name before she knows theirs. “It depends who’s asking I guess”.

[missmysteriousm]

[missmysteriousm]

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@forget-me-nxt “Just for the record, I think it was mean of you to not bring me coffee,” Artem grizzles as they stare down Mahin and her fresh coffee. “How am I supposed to be any help to you without caffeine in my bloodstream?”

[tatlmaslany]