Welcome to my mess

seriously, I don't even know what this blog is, but here it is...

[gloryfired-blog]

If someone ever dares to hurt my dogs i'm going full john wick on them

[dailyfrogs]

the f in frog stands for friendship

[dailyfrogs]

the r in frog stands for respect

[dailyfrogs]

the o in frog stands for optimism

[iherduliekmudk1pz]

The g stands for g a y

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[gloryfired-blog]

The Revengers or the Powerpuff Girls? We might never know..

[donohues-moved]

ATTENTION TUMBLR PEOPLE

Hope you’re doing well and all that stuff! Anyways, I’ve been wanting to cut my hair for a really long time. My parents of course, won’t let me…..(which is why I’ve been waiting for some time haha) This is why I wrote this post to get my parents to agree to let me cut my hair. The deal is: If I can get 75,000 notes on this I can cut it. I REALLY WANT TO CUT IT. That’s why it would be great if you guys could spread this around and show other people. Signal boost this, like this, reblog this, LIKE AND REBLOG THIS, or even write a comment for me(which I’ll try to do my best and answer. That’s all and thanks!!

Update: Apparently, now the total I have to reach is 75,000 (that’s very bad, and big, I know)(They want to make this super hard so AHHHHx100)

(Please help me reach this number please)

(Once again, HUGE number)

[kenapiece-main]

Reblog again cause we ONLY NEED 15.000 MORE COME ON GUYS KICK THOSE SHITTY PARENTS RIGHT IN THE BUTT

[donohues-moved]

ATTENTION TUMBLR PEOPLE

Hope you’re doing well and all that stuff! Anyways, I’ve been wanting to cut my hair for a really long time. My parents of course, won’t let me…..(which is why I’ve been waiting for some time haha) This is why I wrote this post to get my parents to agree to let me cut my hair. The deal is: If I can get 75,000 notes on this I can cut it. I REALLY WANT TO CUT IT. That’s why it would be great if you guys could spread this around and show other people. Signal boost this, like this, reblog this, LIKE AND REBLOG THIS, or even write a comment for me(which I’ll try to do my best and answer. That’s all and thanks!!

Update: Apparently, now the total I have to reach is 75,000 (that’s very bad, and big, I know)(They want to make this super hard so AHHHHx100)

(Please help me reach this number please)

(Once again, HUGE number)

[kenapiece-main]

Reblog again cause we ONLY NEED 15.000 MORE COME ON GUYS KICK THOSE SHITTY PARENTS RIGHT IN THE BUTT

[sebastiianstan]

Bucky “What the hell?” Barnes

[gloryfired-blog]

These have the same enegry

[gloryfired-blog]

Jake: everything will be under control. How, you may ask? I don't know, but i will figure it out

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[fangirltofangod]

Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

[effervescentbi]

Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may 

Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t

[wombathos]

Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you

Bucky, tired: oh not this again

[sweetboybucky]

It got so, so much better.

[ivanillacrusher]

whenever I’m sad, I just look at them and then I feel happier

[gloryfired-blog]

It makes me feel worse cause i realise i will never have a friendship as good as theirs

[gloryfired-blog]

Whats up with the weird zooming and the unnecessary slow mo during the fight scene in the bar in the new spn episode????

[anachronic-cobra]

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

[alexyquest]

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

[minyardcva]

“neil was much better at instigating fights than winning them” lmao no shit, boy went to the monsters’ room, yelled ‘fuck you cripple’ at kevin and then zoomed tf out of the room the moment kevin got out of his chair

[whatmack]

do you ever think when Tilda left Aaron alone because she couldn’t be bothered to watch him, and Aaron was left to entertain himself making cities out of empty beer bottles and pretending to be godzilla to knock them down– left to dig the last of the frozen hot dogs from the freezer and burn himself on the boiling water and Tilda didn’t even thank him for the one he brought to her– left in the tiny apartment that felt echoing when aaron was the only one awake in it– do you ever think he thought, I wish I had a brother

[whatmack]

Aaron @ 5: Having a twin would be so cool!

Aaron @ 15: I changed my mind, fuck this

Aaron @ 25: OK, scratch that, it's alright, I guess

[gansaey]

#same impossible stuff

[fruitgushers]

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

[gustavclimt]

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

[frazernadines]

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

[too-pretty-to-die]

The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs