[thepersonalquotes]

i hate PENDING payments.. just take that shit & go

[marinella-ela]

[catboybiologist]

Cromch

[catboybiologist]

strongly agree with this sentiment, the sound is lovely here

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[guccixcucci]

I can't stop watching this omg 🥺💞💞💞

[maculategiraffe]

voiceover, quietly, in a New Zealand accent: When I was taking this little guy's photos, I noticed that he was having difficulties getting into the poses and wasn't feeling a hundred percent comfortable. So I scooped him up, un-swaddled him, and gave him a little back massage. Because I knew that he had had a little bit of a hard birth, little bit of a hard entry into the world, and quite often things like a C-section, forceps, or a tight birth canal can often result in a pulled muscle or a knot in their back, shoulders, or neck. And look at that, when I hit the spot, he lets me know, with [voice goes up an octave] a beautiful big SMI-YILE!!! Isn't it gorgeous!! [normal voice] And he was totally comfortable after that.

[dsmsix]

[ablaske]

they're on a video conference

[targetedknowledge]

[romanpaulov]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[diamondguls]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[danthesantana]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[nightbringer24]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[fleshdyketwo]

why is it always red bellied woodpeckers doing this

[avvocarlo]

they lack fundamental respect or judgement

[denimecho]

Regular day on the job

[jame7t]

my new invention

[qqueenofhades]

Funeral held for remains of medieval man found on Hampshire beach

Remains dated to between 1450 and 1650 are laid to rest after becoming exposed in mud in 2022

[brucebocchi]

[chirasul]

go is a doply complex strategic gwame, famously far more complicated than chess, with [the hypnosis activates], [for the next 30 seconds i believe i am a honeybee navigating a field of flowers]

[un-ionizetheradlab]

I found it!

imgur.com

Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending mem

Someone in the twitter comments said "it sounds like someone trying to get into a really hot bath" and I am cackling.

[cloverandcrossbones]

The way it's gradually strays to breakdown the closer it gets to the numberd

"Go is a dupp lee complex stratee-gic wuayme"

And then doesn't say the rest of the sentence at all.

[spicymochi]

choose your fav puppy

[wizardarchetypes]

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

[hbeeez]

Khajiit swashbuckler rogue

[columboscreens]

[m1dori-eyes]

Okay Mr. Falk, now for this scene we need you to pull the most iconic face of all time, it should look like something between 'court jester', 'I'm sorry for your loss', and 'go fuck yourself shitass'.

[lioram]

um................... can i help you