someone else might have gotten it wrong

He/Him // 30

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[blignick]

👀😼😺😅

[sovietnam]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[so-many-ocs]

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

[pokemon]

Please handle Mudkip with care 🥹

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[bippus]

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

[mundanesalad]

it came to me in a vision

[bug-lovers-island]

Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[endrae]

The Summer Hikaru Died had an excellent first season, and I've wanted to do a piece about the series for a while now. I'm eagerly waiting for more!

[speedlimit15]

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

[thatgirlmegan]

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[trainerjoshie]

Pokémon TCG SV Surging Sparks (2024) Uxie, Mesprit & Azelf illustrations by HYOGONOSUKE ‼️

[teaboot]

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

[teaboot]

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

[teaboot]

Man with the power to end any conversation