[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

[twilightisgaynow]

when ur reading and they use the word irrevocably

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[railroadsoftware]

little ceasers deep dick pizza

that’s not what it’s called nor do i believe that’s what you think it’s called. you’re simply being a wise cracker and it’s pathetic.

[bi-arikado-deactivated20200601]

Visit Original Link

[presidentark]

what order are you even supposed to read this in?

[bi-arikado-deactivated20200601]

I don’t fucking know my man

[ahdok]

The answer to your question is actually “you’re not” - this is only 1/3 of the whole sign, and you need all of it to be able to read it sensibly. But, before you start thinking “oh well, I guess that’s not so bad then” - Here is the entire thing, with a handy guide to show you how to read it.

[salty-red-mage]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

[lmaonade]

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

[kaijutegu]

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

[kaijutegu]

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

[amayabikuni]

He was very scared

[emmersdrawberry]

save him

[vnn0-deactivated20170912]

[rootbeercandyeyes]

Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)

[greelin]

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

[greelin]

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

[memewhore]

[disgustinganimals]

you can’t fool me i know where cats come from

[kurtvile-deactivated20190625]

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Gamers need to stop talking

[whyarceuswhy]

Somebody please oppress gamers

[billfrancois]

Reality is collapsing 

[jacquelinebouvier]

[daydreamradio-deactivated202511]

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

[to-heck]

Nintendo boys make do

[bearorist]

I hate this website