Grrrrrrr

Ghost sponsorship from John Deere to further the gay agenda

[makingimages]

Have sex with books, Be Pregnant with knowledge and give birth to success❤️

[genosmithsucks-deactivated20150]

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

[diaryofamadmixedwoman]

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

[testosteronetwunk]

santa claus after mrs claus sends him a pussy picture from the back.

[feyburner]

Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

[anglaised]

i dont think we r ever getting out of here

[tim-official]

waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

[barstoolblues]

“drunk on the bus” was known in the 21st century as a rudimentary form of teleportation

[puthy]

[puthy]

[bish0ps]

I know the thesaurus abhors seeing me draw nigh

[astronomyplatypus]

"what's 2+2?" the well-educated snow leopard:

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[theauthor27]

[lux-astralis]

[bardnuts]

the father the son and the holy spirit

[tvrded]

As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[theweirdwideweb]

[chemicahs]

THE SHAPE MY FUCKING CAT IS MAKING RIGHT NOW?

[chemicahs]

Gee, I wish there was a way to convey chatter between two comic book characters

The humble speech bubble:

[postdespair]

[circumgutter]