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23/Male(In spite of whatever my avatar happens to be.)/ Doer of computery things. Also a huge nerd.

[chimeracauldron]

woosh!!!

[ankle-beez]

new snapcube video is great

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

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a lot of people were krilled

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he tuckers himself out

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he perplexes me

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One pool floatie to rule them all

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in case anyone besides me wanted to see it in use :)

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they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

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[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

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lascaux arcade carpet *_*

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lascaux arcade carpet *_*

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[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

A thing about parenting is that there are a lot of behaviors that you want to encourage your future adult to have that are SO HARD TO HANDLE in children.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

He HAS whatever body autonomy I can grant but I really need to marshal some arguments about not letting other children cut his hair while he’s IN class.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

OK ok OK ok ONE like we can do whatever we want with our bodies as long as it’s safe but there’s a time and place like for example we only do flips on grass, in houses, or on gym mats. Being naked is also a behavior for specific circumstances like inside a house or swimming in the woods! Hair cutting is like flips or taking off all your clothes!

Two it creates a mess and is really itchy, so we have to plan to do it somewhere where we can clean it up easily and take a bath afterwards and Not! In! Your! Kindergarten! Art! Class!

Three other kids might see how much fun you’re having getting your hair cut and also cut their hair and then be sad about how their hair looks. I know YOU don’t mind (and apparently Malachi is some kind of genius kindergartner barber??) but they might mind how they look, you have to set an example.

Four the teachers get to set the rules for the classroom and if you break those rules then you don’t fill out your sticker chart. I’m pretty sure hair cutting — even consensual hair cutting — breaks a rule. You can check. Ask a hypothetical question. Don’t tell them you’ve been doing this for weeks, they might get upset.

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sushi shark 🍣 this is a sticker reward for my silly mail members who sign up before august 1st!