[myspaceinfluencer]

[h0odrich]

[onlyblackgirl]

I can’t believe this is happening. It’s like we’re living in Real Husbands of the White House

[ripe]

ptarodada on ig

[unclefather]

[bisexualwario]

[turnipfritters]

[changeduser00000000000]

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

[swmngpools]

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

why is that so fuckin funny

[mjalti]

[trosterstrudel]

Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last

[theweirdwideweb]

[bob-belcher]

[memeuplift]

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[heghogs-deactivated20151125]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

safety boy tell ‘em

[tinderventure]

[angelicguy]

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]