[ruthlessjudy]

[mayhem-ed]

citizen - sleep

[tariqah]

Praying for a Christmas miracle that reunites the Bush family in Hell before the end of 2018😔🙏😫🙏😔 George Bush deserves to be close to his parents 🙏🙏😔😔😫😫

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

[pleiadic-magic-deactivated20220]

⚱️home protection black salt⚱️

hello dears!

this is my personal recipe for home protection black salt. there’s so many amazing posts and resources about black salt on tumblr and online, but if you don’t know what it is i suggest going here for @juniperwildwalk‘s incredible post on it!

my personal recipe is one that i’ve made so that it’s dedicated to home protection. i use - 

incense ash (usually from sandalwood for boosted protection powers)

sea salt

black pepper (protective)

cayenne pepper (fiery, gives it a bit of a boost)

ashes from burnt protective sigils

charcoal (usually from the wood i burn in my fire at home)

once i have all of my ingredients i just mix it all up in a tub, usually by shaking it, and store it in a dry dark place! its protective powers won’t last forever, though, so keep topping it up.

uses -

put in witch bottles to protect your home

use as an ingredient in protective spells

sprinkle by doorways and windowsills (not for pet-keeping households!)

dissolve in a little bit of water (moon water works great!) and use as paint for protective sigils 

gives an extra boost to negativity-absorbing jar spells

black salt is literally one of my favourite all-purpose witchy items to have around the house. let me know if you use it in other ways! i’d love to hear from you.

for cheap tarot readings - etsy // message me for alternative methods of payment!

[fitemilk]

hank hill drinks respect women juice

[revivalish]

✨⏳⛓🔒❓🕳🔪❌🔚🕯🔜✔️🍀💐🌤🔑💞💋✨

Emoji spell for that thing you’ve been worried sick about to turn out infinitely better than you ever expected.

Like to charge, reblog to cast!!

[internet-call-girl-deactivated2]

If this works, I will be forever in your debt @gothicstripper and @revivalish

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

i thought sleepytime tea was run by a racist cult???

uh what

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

so it turns out the celestial seasonings founders were in fact cult members idk what to do with this information but this is like wild:

The Sleepytime Tea Founders Were Into a Really Skeezy New-Age Bible

Where chamomile and eugenics intersect.

[snulbug]

In no time the friends were sauntering into the local bank to get a loan for their new business, “wearing jeans, smelling of herbs, and armed with Tupperware containers of Mo’s 36 and Sleepytime blends.” They called their company Celestial Seasonings, after co-founder Lucinda Ziesing’s flowername. But there might be another reason they named it “celestial.” Mo Siegel and John Hay, two of the founders, were avid believers in a new-age bible called The Urantia Book, which followers call “an epochal revelation authored solely by celestial beings.” The book touches upon everything from mind control to a eugenics plot to eliminate the “inferior races” of our great nation.

[cloudfreed]

WHAT

[reginaluporum]

hey everybody, check out these lesbian witch cats at my local rescue

[xxziggystardust]

[hotvampireadjacent]

no bond, i expect you to die

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[calypsoonfire]

Ayyyy witches!

Dismantle the current fucked up system AND charm ya laundry supplies.

[abandonedandurbex]

An agave growing massive in this long-abandoned greenhouse [1024x768]

[ampervadasz]

[sleepyins0mniac]

[househunting]

$1,399,000/4 br/3600 sq ft

Saint Augustine, FL

built in 1886

[ampervadasz]

:D

[fiftiesdoll-deactivated20181119]

boys will be boys

[nunia]

this is the only example of that i will accept

[gettinstripsy]

Wholesome masculinity lol