we'll sleep when we're dead

Jackson, 31

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[perception-filter]

[shannonelliott]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[nemfrog]

"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

[sorrytoallwholikeme-blog]

[angelswouldnthelpyou]

[beardedmrbean]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[i2-xmf]

000_0019 (2003)

[xanaxfarts]

rewards member......................... loyalty program........................ point system................. cash back.................. subscription perks....................... download app............................. scan qr code.............................

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.

[brainstreams]

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

[never-obsolete]

Nintendo.com June 2000

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders