[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[siickangel]

i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[mothecho]

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[kellkyy]

My house is too small!

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours