[catchinglizards]

<3

by me, IG @catchinglizards

[kukuro-cheli]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[ddeck]

we forgot to teach your boyfriend media literacy and he completely misunderstood all the themes and narratives. yeah the underlying message too. he got tricked into believing in-universe propaganda and is writing a longpost about it now sorry

[guerrillatech]

[jb-blunk]

I love dusky pinks. this too is an earth tone, to the evolved mind 

[spiribia]

personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[dilbar-am]

"What are you doing for new years?"

Me:

[skunkes]

[neenarchive]

someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it

[damazcuz]

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

[damazcuz]

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 384 hours for what we will...

[cheruib]

apples and cinnamon truly were made for each other... eternal lovers

[cryptotheism]

People used to talk about blondes and brunettes like they were different genders

[hellsbaby-deactivated20251129]

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

[log6]

god id wish youd shut the fuck up

wish denied

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[cicadaland]

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"