a (Sp)ace gnome!

[dogpuppy]

[abandoned-quiche]

a dark world in the holiday house would be SO interesting. in a world where objects crave to serve their purpose in order to feel fulfilled, imagine how the objects feel in the house of a woman who refuses to use anything for the sake of preservation. they must all be desperately waiting for whatever moment she's been saving them for, desperate for even a drop of her love. it'll happen any moment now.

[tatersgonnatate]

... Y'know what, sure. why not

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[raccoonmilf]

Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important

[6qubed]

that was your joker arc

[raccoonmilf]

No

[magneatio]

rpf stand for real people fucked

[magneatio]

WAIT! itstands for Real Precious Friends

[medievaljournalist]

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

[just-sans-things]

sans what happened to the iconic arm growing out your chest did you get rid of it you silly goose

who gave you permission to discuss my little penis

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[salamanding]

dysphoric tonight :(

[salamanding]

fascinating that this is getting attention right now. im sorry to everyone who relates. hoping and praying for body modification magic for us all.

[simpsonsknowledge]

[simpsonsknowledge]

Bart fatally electrocutes Homer in a rare episode only released in mural format

[lokaror]

Bro.... they just got rid of food.

[orcboxer]

[morgutio]

Everyone Is Deeply Depressed and Suicidal Right Now Because The Strong As Fuck Ice Mummy Just Got Divorced

[kipsa-hoy]

Hear me out on Erid gone wrong, gone polycule

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[threedollarsdotcom]

magical girl transforms down the stairs into a beautiful broken body