I never thought I'd leave behind

but i don't mind i'm where and who i want to be jade harley!! [ affiliated with Dodeka Theoi. ] no change of heart; a change in me.

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mix 1: awake? { open }

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The white, fluffy appendages interest you more than they should, as you have never seen anything quite like them. You remember her devilbeast of a dog, Bec, and wonder if that’s how she came to get them. Vaguely, you also wonder if she likes when people pet them- wow shit that was stupid to think about.

You catch her fixating her bright eyes on what you’d guess is your new clothes, though it’s been awhile now that you’ve had them, and take note of the shiver that undoubtedly has run down her spine. You swear her eyes seem to lose a bit of their bright demeanor for a split second before she is socking you in the arm and laughing again. Good.

“Ow, fuck, don’t go breaking all my poor bones when I’m in such a fragile state of shock. It’s bad for my recovery from the trauma of having to actually get up and do things. Have some consideration.” You say, rubbing the wounded area, because she actually can pack quite the punch.

“We’re in a place call—”

And then you hear it. The single puppy-dog noise that makes even you cutoff mid-sentence and pause just to register the noise correctly to make sure you didn’t blow an eardrum on your way from being ripped through the universes to get here. But she actually just barked.

Oh my god. Thankfully, you are a master in keeping shit like that locked up tighter than Alcatraz, and you don’t let her hear the snort you force back down your throat.

“Just another perk to your sweet-ass dogtier upgrade package? Man, I’m jealous. All I got was this shitty cape.”

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"aw, come on!!! i know you of all people can take a quick punch to the arm!! but i'll stop because your skinny arms probably can't handle my sweet guns." [ You let a soft smile on your face as you flex. She's glad that Dave is here, but what about John and Rose, and those "trolls". Where were they? She really hoped they were ok....

Jade's ears twitch again at what Dave said, but your barking cuts him off. And now there you go blushing like an idiot. Gosh, this was reeeaaallly embarrassing! You pull your hood down slightly, to cover your face, but your puppy ears catch this: ]

“Just another perk to your sweet-ass dogtier upgrade package? Man, I’m jealous. All I got was this shitty cape.”

"really, i could live without the barking. the dog ears are cute and all but the barking? bleeeeeh. at least you're not speaking in medieval language like the knights did back then!"

[ To be honest, that's a funny sight. ]

"anyway, back to this place: where are we?"

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mix 1: awake? { open }

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Instead of the ascended gods that are supposedly high and mighty above you, one of a much simpler and more realistic nature ( as far as Sburb is concerned ) is on your case and calling out your name in an excited squeak faster than you can say mwah-rail. Which you can’t, so you guess that’s a pretty shitty way to phrase it anyway.

Using your dope as hell god tier kicks, you wheel on the spot to face the green-eyed girl, the surprise and happiness oozing from her practically drowning you, not that you particularly mind because shit, it’s Harley.

It actually takes you a minute to register two things: she has also ascended to god tier and the thought that she had to die for it makes you inwardly cringe, but the negative feelings from that are swept away from the fact she has ears.

“Christ, Harley,” you start, because that’s the only reaction you have right now because ears. White and fluffy and oh god the excited look on her face has the most ridiculous puppy aspect to it and it’s killing you-

 ”You got it, princess; your Knight in pajama armor is here to save the day from the wrath of the flying naked babies with bows and arrows.”

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[ Your ears twitch from excitement from seeing the cool kid in front of you! He was ok, for the most part!! Still the same as ever, but that's what you like about him. Even when he wasn't trying to be funny, he was. You could say he was a bit dorky, but he was still cooler than you. Probably.

You let out a soft giggle out and tilt your head, noticing that his attire was different as well. He had reached Godtier as well, didn't he? Your shiver was quite obvious - Dave had to die to reach that and, well, even it does freak you out despite his timey-wimey bullshit?

Still, you replace the shiver with a soft punch to Dave's arm. ]

"heehee! glad to see you too cool kid!! though we should save the reunion for later! we need to figure out where we are right? woof!"

[ You shriek slightly at the random woof that emerged from your mouth and quickly cover it. Well, this is quite embarrassing, isn't it? Loose your cool in front of the cool kid why don't you? ]

"sorry...."

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mix 1: awake? { open }

Your name is Dave Strider and you already know you are no longer on the goddamn meteor, which is a fucking blessing if you ever knew one ( although you were pretty chill with how things were going up until recently). Wordlessly, you assess your situation and bearings, which leads you to realize just a few more things:

You are no longer on a course to meet up with your friends which is pretty alarming in it’s own way, but you’ll wait to brew over that later.

There is a sun tattooed on the inside of your wrist and you sure as hell do not remember that being there.

You don’t know where the fuck you are.

Here is where it gets more complicated- because you are sure as shit not gonna play up some Damsel-in-Distress angle and make an ass of yourself just because you maybe got screwed over and are stuck in another dead end and will just have to-

No. Fuck that.

You’re way smarter than to think that’s what happened, so you look back down at the shitty sun all blazed up on your forearm like you should be proud it’s there ( and maybe you’ll joke about it later ) but then something clicks and a memory you are sure is recent fills your mind. Realization rears it’s ugly little head and while your expression doesn’t change, your internal mood sure does. Hell if they’re gonna keep you down here after all the shit you went through just to ascend this high.

“Which one of you douche-nozzles doesn’t know how to read? God tier- god. It’s in the name for fuck’s sake.”

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[ Your name is Jade Harley, and you have just woken up not too long ago.

You find yourself awakening to the sound of voices all around you. Some seem confused well some aren't. There's a lot of emotions mixed in the voices, and they're all over the place. However, one seems to stand out more than the rest. It sounds like a certain Strider that you're friends with, even though you've only heard his voice a few times.

You bounce up and began to run towards him, a goofy smile on your face as you call his name out. You should be asking questions, like where the hell are you and why you weren't with your other chum, John, and where the hell is Rose? Oh well, all that matters is Dave is near by, so you're not fully alone!! ]

"dave!! is that you??? that is you isn't it!!!"

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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

you know, i dont know actually!!!!

maybe a place with lots of plant life??? :D