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[pageofmirth]

gonna start saying Bagayaya before bed

[pageofmirth]

[themagicpumpkinss3]

The Vampire Lovers (1970)

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[loveridden1999]

[hella1975]

I <3 MY BED #mybed

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[morrigan-disapproves]

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

[babynindroid]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Great photo from birds facing forward

[oneheadtoanother]

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[pattern-recognition]

if you choose to pay-in-5 a $80 Turkish 12g they might as well ship it with a single shell because it’s not going to be used twice

[pattern-recognition]

with a crisp $20 you could get the PSA suicide special and still have enough left over for the Del Taco kill yourself meal

[ahordeofmandrills]

Laying this out on a tatami mat in front of me and stopping a moment to watch the cherry blossoms fall

[powerburial]

shooting myself in the face with my 80 dollar 12 gauge and waking up 3 hours later to drop some crinkle cut fries into my jawless throat

[jhoomwrites]

when reading a book, do you read the prologue/epilogue?

yes

prologue only

epilogue only

no

nuance (comments/tags)

Voting ended onApr 13

[yusuke-of-valla]

Looking at the tags, a lot of people are blessedly unaware of the Discourse, for posterity:

[lierdumoa]

Imagine listening to music like this. Something wrong with these people. "They should have made it part of the book" THEY DID??? THE PAGES ARE LITERALLY ON THE INSIDE OF THE BOOK?????? YOU'RE NOT SCANNING A QR CODE TO READ THEM ON A DIFFERENT WEBSITE WTF DO YOU THINK "the book" IS IF YOU DON'T THINK THE PAGES IN THE BOOK ARE PART OF THE BOOK????????????

[mimicry-works]

Playing with them like bugs.

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

Ras' Master is the Master of Ras, in the same way that Nya is the Master of Water

[nyaskitten]

I think the thing people forget when they talk about how weird it is that we're supposed to take snakecism seriously or whatever is even in s1 these guys found Pythor a lil bit crazy. They were like "YEAH! DEVOURER TIME!" until the ninja were like "It's gonna eat you too buddy" and then they were all like "WHAT THE FUCK? YO PYTHOR CAN SUCK MY CLOACA I'M OUTTA HERE." Like these guys were never genuinely pure evil on the basis that they clearly were not 100% on board with Pythor's plan, they just felt directionless, mad, and wanted revenge for being sealed underground for ~40 years.