tapping on the glass of the boy aquarium

nhl/pwhl/heated rivalry sideblog! kat•25•they/she i follow from @ao-ninja

[live-slaf-love]

Juraj Slafkovský was named the 2026 Hockey Player of the Year in Slovakia. He won the award for the third time in a row and the fourth time in his career. Slafkovský also won the Jozef Golonka Award for the best Slovak forward. 👏❤️

[ehghtyseven]

it’s all good rusty

[helicopterrrr]

can i interest you in will as a thresher shark

[naughtyasworld]

Jakub Dobeš at Classique KR last weekend

Credit : Antoine Meunier photographe sportif 📸

[sockenpuppe]

[graceebooks]

bood: troy do you want another beer troy: ehhh ive already had two and im designated shanehandler ilya: (wasted, at the top of his lungs across the entire yard, feeling shane up while he grills) I AM EXCLUSIVE HANDLER OF SHANE

[graceebooks]

#Shane: I bet I could climb on bood’s roof with just his siding#Ilya: baby. As the Shanehandler. You can do whatever you want.#Cut to Troy peeling Shane off the side of Bood’s house like he’s a squirrel

ilya recording it on his phone and narrating loudly as if he is watching the cops doing an illegal arrest with excessive force

[graceebooks]

ilya: THIS MAN DID NOTHING... BUT NOT THE FIRST TO SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF ENFORCER BARRETT. THIS POOR BEAUTIFUL CREATURE IS TESTING PHYSICAL LIMITS, REACHING NEW PERSPECTIVES, YES? HARMING NO ONE. UNARMED- *accidentally drops phone and takes so long to pick it up shane is already walking past trying to act sober like he never did anything at all* shane: (directly into the camera, much too close) babyyyyyyy i made burgers

[ceedeeen]

[nosurprisetome]

utterly fascinated by wills body language

[maritimesnes]

*calls you captain in a gay way*

[loosepuck]

i know this is probably gonna sound rich coming from a habitual rpfer but the amount of people in our main tag making stuff out of nothing

like wdym you used tarot cards to try to discern if the habs like each other and made up random shit about montreal in the process

how do you (different person) have time to run a whole gossip blog and keep track of every time an individual player likes an instagram post of a woman in a bikini

like. get a different hobby. genuinely

[hockeyboi]

CONNOR BEDARD | SHOW TIME

[two-seventyone]

phoebe bridgers - haunted

[mitchski]

x,x

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[gooserest]

[naturalpr3y]

Shilya honeymoon shane has his little fruity drinks the whole time With little umbrellas his sunglasses are on Hes putting sunscreen on ilyas tits He has his vodka cran