Randomness

Mainly just random reblogging of things I feel need reblogging!

[infectiouspiss]

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[magpiecharmbracelet]

You know, Rocky really hit the lottery on meeting an alien species that was primed for getting along with him.

Between pack bonding to anything and also having a whole cultural trend around keeping pet rocks, a human was probably one of, if not the best, living thing he could have encountered.

[dasswerke]

How to Set Fence Posts That Won’t Rot.

[tropylium]

have a bunny kiss them for luck. got it

[tomhazeldine]

[doctorwhogifs]

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

[geeneelee]

Forty years this year. Go team!

[bubobubosibericus]

cackling like a maniack

[winter-seance]

Good Omens | 1.04 Saturday Morning Funtime

[catadromously]

sure, fine, your characters kissed, whatever. have they rested their foreheads together yet

[catadromously]

I’ve seen this tagged from Jane Austen to RWBY and every which way in between. I’ve caught glimpses through this post into a thousand strangers’ private world creations and pro wrestling obsessions. and I’ve read more versions of “not yet that’s what I’m here for” than I can count. Peace and love on planet Blorbo.

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[fortzancudo]

GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re always telling me to remember my manners!!! you should too!!” and i was cracking up

and then she was standing there w her mum while i made their drinks and i asked if the mum wanted chocolate sprinkles and she was like “yes please” and the kid goes “well at least SOMEONE remembered their manners” and then sighed dramatically and HEELYED AWAY and honestly? not sure how to go on knowing i’ll never be as cool as this 11 year old

[23andmemes]

Imagine being a side character in the freaky Friday reboot and not even knowing it

[fortzancudo]

this is the only funny thing anyone has added to this fucking post

[thisismyideaofhumor]

I always wondered why the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac were both called zodiacs if one was associated w astronomy and the other w time in general. Like what defines a zodiac that the word is only used to describe these two things? Looking up the word “zodiac” in the dictionary didnt help bc it only talked about the western one.

Well, I decided to look up the etymology for zodiac and it turns out it comes from the Greek for “circle of little animals.” I love humans

[okayneat]

was unwilling to accept this outright so i checked etymonline and, truly:

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[hipstercanada]

Behold, a zodiac!

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[shibainuoverload]

Coco biting on a toy lightsaber, looks like he’s shooting his laser beam

[liquid-geodes]

[littleguysdaily]

[foundfamilynonsense]

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[installationwizard]

the movie really undersells the fact that frodo spent half a year planning to make his departure from the shire as inconspicuous as possible and merry and pippin and sam saw him doing that, figured out he was leaving the shire and that it had something to do with bilbo’s ring, and then spent nearly as long preparing to go with him. icons

[stinkylittlegnome]

worth nothing to people who havent read the books: they didnt tell him they were planning to come with him until the very last minute when he’s finally about to spill the beans, and merry’s just kind of ”yo frodo you have the worst poker face in the shire and you constantly walk around saying shit like ”oughhh i do wonder if i shall ever look down this path again oughhwh woe” out loud for everyone to hear” and frodo just sits there like

[meatmensch]

AND and. frodo's like don't try to stop me from leaving!! i must go!! and the girlies are like SILLY BILLY we mean to go with you!! and he's like NO NO you don't get it i'm probably gonna DIE!! and they're like no no YOU don't get it we KNOW!! you think we'd let you march off to your doom alone??

[ashstfu]

the relationship between a girl and her bedside table is very special

[astraldemise]

my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..

[briileaf]

I have been thinking. about the creature