I am on a bridge

[popeyeotaku]

mods asleep post the Kaiketsu Zubat carpetry duel

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[six-sided-die]

Yes yes, very nice 👌

[goathelix]

God I hope this works

[eldritchbauble]

Would you still be alive without modern medicine?

Yes

No

Maybe/unsure

Voting ended onSep 21, 2025

E.g. having a severe illness or injury that would have killed you without modern medicine, needing daily/routine medication to stay alive, etc.

[ecrivainsolitaire]

I can't see.

[goathelix]

11% say yes. 68.2% say no. 20.9 say maybe.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[goathelix]

Fuck it is need some luck in my life. Here's to!

[oddarette]

Elote manatee 🌽

[doorstoplord]

Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?

[juju-fisher]

Watch carefully, it's subtle.

[ruffboi-mags]

I literally just spent 2 minutes with my head on my desk weeping with laughter holy shit

[goathelix]

The actor must have had so much fun!

[jesncin]

Been thinking a lot about Nanaue's dad, Kāmohoaliʻi! In mythology he is capable of taking the form of any fish, so what if this includes the forms of ancient long extinct shark? I present: ancient Megaladon Kāmohoaliʻi with markings that mirror whale sharks- but celestial! Trying to figure out his shark-humanoid form that echoes Nanaue's bipedal look. He's a very big lad. The biggest lad.

[male-to-less-male-derogatory]

My beloved personal disciple enters the chambers I'm lying down in, you in tow:

"Master, this is the child we told you about. She can reliably pop every joint in her hand. It hurts, but she does it anyways because she's just so stupid. Such a prodigy deserves our temple's support"

A sound like a swarm of skeletal bees fills the room as I get up to look at you.

My hip joints painfully snap, then my knees give a more benign pop, followed by every joint in my spine, arms, shoulders, neck, and head.

With some fleeting sense of your soul, you feel my eyes popping as I lock gaze with you.

I inhale, and the sternocostal joints in the middle of my chest - joints you didn't even know existed - pop all at once.

A beat of silence. Then, under my expectant gaze, you inhale as well - and accomplish the same feat.

"Congratulations", I say. "You passed the test, disciple."

[goathelix]

My cats Jack-Jack (Tabby) and Dash (The spotted white one. We thought Jack-Jack was a girl for a bit when he was a kitten and named him violet, but the vet shot that down when we got him to get spayed.

[vinceaddams]

I become consumed with jealousy every time I look at mudlarking instagram pages.

[vinceaddams]

Imagine living near a river with so so many historical artifacts in it that you actually need to buy a licence to pick them up. absolutely wild.

[vinceaddams]

Me, a Canadian who lives near a river: "Yeah my brothers and I used to spend hours poking around on the riverbank when we were younger, it was lots of fun! We found a few neat bottles and a small handful of pottery shards, but mostly we just found bathroom tiles. Hundreds of little square bathroom tiles, and they didn't look very old. I guess someone in the area redid their bathroom a decade or two earlier and just dumped them all in the river."

British people who live near rivers: "Today I've found a Georgian cufflink and a medieval pilgrim badge and a beautiful coloured glass perfume bottle stopper. Ooh and here's another pipe bowl for my clay pipe collection, which I keep right next to my collection of 17th century glassware fragments."

[english-history-trip]

Shut up shut up shut uppp

[english-history-trip]

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

[fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219]

I had to draw it HELP

[ironychan]

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

[ironychan]

No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.

What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.

[sunlaire]

this picture has such "i lived bitch" energy

[doyouremem8erme]

yknow what im just leaving this whole tag thread out here

[weaselle]

this is my go to guy when talking "humans are space orcs"

[jmfenner91]

Inktober Day 30 - Violin

[goathelix]

Looks awesome

[frawgs]

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

[vaesivlasta]

strut on boy!

[faithschaffer]

[draconym]

Let's make a dog

leg

ear

snout

length

tail

hair

Voting ended onApr 28, 2024

As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

[draconym]

It's time to make our dog! Let's look at the stats and compare them to an average looking dog.

And now let's adjust Our Dog's proportions accordingly.

Looks great so far! Let's put this dog together.

Wow! Wow. That sure is a dog. Probably.

[goathelix]

He looks like he's ready to sniff out my secrets

[faithschaffer]

[goathelix]

Amazing work