Fun fact: Goat!

[superspecial-awesome]

Bad at eating spaghetti 👎

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[goatiegogo]

Hiya, want to support a queer artist and get yourself some custom earrings for Pride? Look no further than my fiancé's store!

All hooks are hypoallergenic, and you can request them to be changed into clip-ons (much less ouchy than many other clip-ons I've tried!). You can also request unique variations, including size, metal, and new flags.

(And if you use this link specifically it extra helps us!)

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1486097864/pride-flag-gradient-tassel-native-fringe

[beardedmrbean]

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[mint-swirl]

me: *trying to describe something as the opposite of uncanny valley* it’s like… canny mountain

charlie the unicorn:

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[myspace]

[xanaxfarts]

Shearing half a sheep seemed a simple way to show a season's growth of wool, but photographer Cary Wolinsky was wrong. The half-shorn sheep tended to lose their balance and topple to wool-ward. It took many tries before merino sheep number 30 “became our hero," Wolinsky said.

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[satanfemme]

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[zekuto]

i was obsessed the first time i saw someone post leon on that stupid panda rocker but i was never able to find raw footage of it lol, so i decided to compile leon with all the playground interactions because i love him <3

[pajamasecrets]

the neopets april fools joke is mildly unhinged

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[owlservice]

It can be quite frightening when you pour boiling water on a teabag and it inflates and hisses. But, remember, by that point the beast is dead and can no longer harm you.