on birds and bodies.

[goatmangabe]

Text 📱 Gabe 👨‍🌾

Han: Hello! This is Han from earlier, texting so you have my number! 😊

Gabe: Hey, it's Gabe

[goatmangabe]

nursejhayward​: 

Mater is the latin word for Mother. So really, it is kinda called momternity.

Oh wow, that’s really cool! You’re smart. 

[goatmangabe]

puckermack​:

FARM?!

Sorry… I lived in Texas for 7 years and we lived near a farm and it was probably my favorite place to spend time.

I only ever been up to Georgia outside of here. 

[goatmangabe]

nursejhayward​:

The mats…?

Oh! No no, you misunderstand. I work in the Maternity ward. Maternity is where babies are born. We don’t clean any mats.

Oh... why is it called maternity then? Shouldn’t it be called momternity? 

[goatmangabe]

nursejhayward​:

Clean what, honey?

The mats.

[goatmangabe]

nursejhayward​:

Hey y’all! Just moved in today. The name’s Jane and I work in the maternity department at the hospital.

Are the sex noises normality here? Not that I care, I hear worse sounds on the daily.

Wow, it must suck having to clean all those in a hospital. 

[goatmangabe]

tylerfmiller​:

If I wasn’t, would I be telling you you’d get used to it?

I dunno man, it’s loud here. Seems like it’d take a long time to get used to. 

[goatmangabe]

azcruzinthezone​:

No way you can hear me all the way down there, dude.

I dunno if I been hearing you, but I been hearing a lotta different people. 

[goatmangabe]

puckermack​:

You have multiple goats?!

Goats, cows, pigs, we got all of ‘em. 

[goatmangabe]

jacksuttonkelly​:

This building and its tenants certainly are interesting, aren’t they?

Yeah, it’s gonna be weird knowing some of ‘em ‘cause I heard their name through the walls first. 

[goatmangabe]

daysofravendumont​:

This has been a tame week… just wait.

Hopefully I’mma have those fancy noise cancelling headphones by then. 

[goatmangabe]

hourglassgameraussie​:

I can’t even say this is the worst a place I’ve lived in has ever been. Though, it’s certainly close.

Really? I can’t picture a place being worse than this one is, hahah. But I ain’t been anywhere ‘sides my farm, so I don’t have much to go off of. 

[goatmangabe]

tylerfmiller​:

I promise, you’ll tune it out. Trust me on that.

You used to it by now? 

[goatmangabe]

hasevuori​:

Noise cancelling ones are the best! Now I can concentrate on my art instead of the noises. 

You got a rec on a brand? I dunno anything about this stuff. 

[goatmangabe]

hasevuori​:

Headphones are my best friends, honestly.

I’m gonna have to get some ‘cause some of the people here are really loud. 

[goatmangabe]

tylerfmiller​:

You’ll get used to it, I promise.

I dunno about that one, chief. 

[goatmangabe]

Yo like... y’all are rowdy. I never heard things like I been hearing here, hahah.