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On Taxes

My Father: HST is just a money grab. There’s a reason why, in the Maritimes, they call the Blended Sales Tax the BS Tax.

Me: Because Conservatives love puns?

#Puns #ThursdayAfternoon #BackAgain

Life

Who I think I am...

Who I really am...

#BoyMeetsWorld #Minkus #ThisIsWhatIDoDuringClass #Entrepreneurship #MinkusMondays #ItIsTuesday #IDGAC

Sometimes...

... it’s about the tweets you DON’T make.

#AceOfSpades #Lemmy #IDunno

Poem About Friendship

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are an asshole, And I am too.”

#MondayPoetry #Inspiration #Friendship

World Dryer Limited

For when you want a hand dryer that’s also a fucking asshole.

#ShittyHandDryers #DysonIsTheBest #AirMaxIsBareMinimum

I’ve Hit the Wall

#SillyTime #TiredBoy #ASSignments

A Contrast in Approaches

#FirstLetMeHopOut #TheMFing #Assignment

My Weekend Will Be Spent

16 hours sleeping. 3 hours eating. 3 hours watching sports programs. 8 hours playing Skyrim for some reason. 12 hours doing dick-all on the internet for some reason. 6 hours doing 2 major assignments due the following week.

#HonourStudent #FusRohDah #ProbablyEatSomeFigNewtonsToo

TFW you eat 2 Fig Newtons, just cuz.

#FigNewtonFridays #ItsThursday #DontGiveAFig #ItsFridaySomewhere

I didn’t choose this thug life.

#ItChoseMe #AnteUp #MondayMemes #TorontoCricket

When you’re deadpan AF and your chums have no idea.

#Deadpan #AF #Fallout4 #Diet7Up

An Excerpt From my Future Biography

“As he fussed endlessly over the haircut for his Fallout character, Matthew realised his plans to avoid the game until school was done were somewhat unrealistic...”

#DayOne #CouldntHelpMyself #BiographyByPierreBerton #NoWaitHesDead #AlrightLawrenceMartinInstead

“You Can’t Do This Assignment Overnight”