gobackintotheblue

i never did understand the duality of art and reality

[6aint-deactivated20250716]

took it personally because I never would’ve done it to you

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can I please get a new nurse?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

how is this a universal experience?

[tasteslikecoconutandmetal]

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

[avernalism-deactivated20181110]

I cant believe its a playlist for me

[krishnas-grateful-slave-deactiv]

(my favorite) ways to say i love you

you’re really something, aren’t you

come here

sit next to me?

you’re my favorite

i was just thinking about you

i notice you all the time

here, i made this for you

this instrumental reminds me of you

if you do it, i’ll do it

i miss you so much

i wish i had known you sooner

you’re warm

[kitty]

[fatbodypolitics]

Toe beans look like juicy fruit to tortoises.

[speciesofleastconcern]

(toe beans ARE juicy fruit)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[trapcard]

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

[xenomorphbi-deactivated20190102]

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[jvlianbashir]

[80shorrormovie]

the 70s was an incredibly horny decade, largely due to the music of its day. if you’ve ever heard queen abba or electric light orchestra you’ll understand why the youth were balls to the wall and wore hideous clothing not only without shame but with hubris. in this essay i will

[dragongirlpaws]

wheres tbe rest of the essay op and how do we apply these lessons to the modern day

[gynandromorph]

there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

[shitboy96]

Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

[la-plus-heureuse]

College band class pranks director with Mii Channel theme

[ifibelieveyou]

View this post on Instagram

💙 @wolfaliceband 💙 (at The Mayan)

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

Hey look at the title for my school’s tube ensemble, where there are 9 tubas.

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Music Played On Wildly Inappropriate Instuments” is my favorite genre of music.

[kermitlesbian]

[kalgayming]

Omg

[unflatteringcatselfies]

my kitty lou loves being a sweet French gal

[knowtherealcost]

Some of these pictures are of lava rock, and others are of smokers’ lungs—can you tell us how many of each? Even if you can’t, one thing is for certain. Cigarette smoking can harm nearly every organ in your body.

[paper-backstab]

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

[paper-backstab]

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Stop romanticizing home depot

[paper-backstab]

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you