Funny Shit And Feminism

my name is Glenna and all I do is press the reblog button

[anxietyproblem]

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[homoerotic-ads]

[zforzelma]

You didn’t have to go to all that trouble but I appreciate the gesture.

[enbyofdionysos]

I appreciate the jester.

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

god this ad has aged well

[bobbit-r]

me doing a gay little dance to establish trust/communicate with my fellow crewmates

[joey-wheeler-official]

Still fucks me up that the Da Vinky dudes are proffessional tag team wrestlers and one of their common spots is just switching out without tagging while the ref is distracted cause they’re identical twins.

[lyingfigure]

kings

[danandphilnews]

[howmuchismuch]

oh my god they were loot mates

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

...... yeah can i get your girl's number?

[a-fools-stone]

bruh why is it that the guys with the coolest gfs gotta be little bitches about

first the witch gf and now this awesome lass

[whitepeopletwitter]

[01101010-01100100]

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

[whitepeopletwitter]

[awwww-cute]

[losbukibarnes-deactivated202007]

giant powdered doughnut

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

[bobdylanslesbiandaughter]

[gravityjunior]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[264571956-deactivated20210621]

friendship IS romance : 1. / 2. / 3. fleabag / 4. / 5. / 6. / 7. / 8. a little life, hanya yanagihara  / 9. / 10. 

[43mmg]

[uchidiva]

Animal Crossing: New Horizons (master-post)

Event Calendar

All Items & Color Variations 

Nook Miles Items & Color Variations (x)

ACTrades (your friendly neighborhood one stop shop for all ac goodies)

 VillagerDB (Wishlist database similar to MoriDB, with the New Horizons catalog) **entire catalog still being updated**

 Customization Guide: Hairstyles & Face Guide

 All Villagers Available in New Horizons

Location and Sell Price: Fish!

Location and Sell Price: Bugs!

 How to Achieve a 3 Star Island Rating (courtesy of Amiibomori)

 How and When to Meet: Flick!

 How and When to Meet: CJ!

 How and When to Meet: Daisy Mae!

 How and When to Meet + Rewards: Wisp!

 How and When to Meet + Tracklists: DJ KK

 How and When to Meet: Leif (will be updated after Earth Day)

Best Mystery Islands (Still Visited Randomly)        Visual Representation of Best Mystery Islands 

 Villager Home Exteriors  **still being updated**

 Flower Hybrid Guide (courtesy of BidoofCrossing)

 Unlock Guide: Materials

 Unlock Guide: Recipes

 Unlock Guide: Gold Tools

 Unlock Guide: Emotions

 Unlock Guide: Hairstyles

 Unlock Guide: Town Buildings

 Unlock & Upgrade Guide: Resident Houses

 Terraforming Guide

 How to Make Nested Inclines by SubtlePaws (Terraforming Req.)

 How to Quickly Pay off Loans without Time Traveling by KappnsPeach

 Balloon Guide *higher probability - not 100% accuracy*

 QR Masterpost by CinnaCrossing

 Photo to Pattern Converter

 How to Make the Most of: Bunny Day! (courtesy of BidoofCrossing)

Other Helpful Tips:

In order to see villagers on mystery islands, you need to have a villager plot already set up on your island for them to move to. Or else they won’t show up on mystery islands. 

 Once you unlock terraforming, you’re able to place sand squares on the grass to plant beach trees (Coconuts and lets hope Bananas) on top! 

 ALL Balloons stop spawning after achieving 300 ‘pops.’ (x)

 To get the most out items of rocks, dig holes behind your player so they have nothing to bounce into and you have time for an extra hit with your shovel, giving a total of eight max items. 

 DIY: Tarantula Island!! 

Please tag me if you’d like me to add anything to list this and I will! 

& Thank you to everyone who provided all the information used, you are so appreciated!

[komorebi-ac]

thought i would add some more onto this list i’ve found helpful - feel free to reblog and add more too :)

designs •   https://acpatterns.com/ - upload your photos and make them into patterns using qr codes or make your own designs with an expanded colour palette! you can even store them locally so you can easily edit them if something is wrong when you get them in game •   #ACNHDesigns on twitter, @acnhcustomdesigns​ on tumblr and r/ACQR on reddit - great places to share and find new designs! •   the r/ACQR request thread - get some assistance on that custom design you desperately want •   these other databases •   https://nookpedia.com/designs - a wip database of shared custom design creations in new horizons

other •   a guide to your first week and second week! •   this sheet that makes it easy to transpose a song into c major for your town tune •   these guides to matching skin tones and hairs in game •   nook chrome extension - listen to hourly music bops from any game in the series •   https://villagerdb.com/ - a database of everything in the game and list function to make trade lists and wish lists! •   turnip prophet - keep track of your turnip prices and figure out what pattern you have - and therefore the best day to sell! •   nookazon - the perfect trading marketplace