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Ugh there really is a John Mulaney gif for everything isn’t there

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me trying not to make impulse purchases when i'm sad

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bakemon and soulmon

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animal wizards | inktober day 1 ▪︎ toad!

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i am LOSING IT

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the sequel

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When you realize this man is the voice of Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale

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Wait he is? That’s what he looks like? What is this video called

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It’s a Ted talk by Dylan Marron “Empathy Is Not Endorsement” which is one that all of us may need to listen to, tbh

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Also listen to his podcast: Conversations with People Who Hate Me from Night Vale Presents.

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https://www.ted.com/talks/dylan_marron_empathy_is_not_endorsement

Digital creator Dylan Marron has racked up millions of views for projects like "Every Single Word" and "Sitting in Bathrooms With Trans Peop

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I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year

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Happy Rosh Hashanah again from OP of the shalomander

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Cream Puff thinks he's a Palico 🥰

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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

littlegreydove

Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process

systlin

You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years.

And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way.

Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build.

No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them.

And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast.

Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain.

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This is true for all humans, too!

At my heaviest (well over 300lbs) I still ran an 11 minute mile (pre-disability). And even when I was at my most active, and training intensely, I was never hardbodied despite working out full time. Functional muscle for me looks like horse legs and a big muscular butt with a soft tummy and big arms.

I’m built like a Celtic Warrior Goddess and I will never have a flat tummy and toned arms and that is fine by me because I could snap a grown man in half.

systlin

Yes!

Have you seen olympic powerlifters?

This is Sarah Robles, on the USA Olympic Powerlifting team.

Skinny? No. Could pick me up with one arm? Absofuckinglutely.

avishabilis

Sarah Robles was once in an auto accident. She braced her arms against the steering wheel & by main force held it back from smashing her in the chest.

She fought her car & she won.

eattherich73

The body builder look is created mostly on diet and weight lighting. Many of them only do cardio a handful of times a week. Their muscles are for show & some of them straight up use steroids to get those muscles. That being said, most of them can lift heavy weights but their muscles are for show, not function.