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an HR enthusiast, voracious traveler, science nerd, and theater dweeb walk into a bar.  she orders a whiskey.

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7 things I wish I’d learned to say a long time ago

This one word changed the course of my life.

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You’re welcome.

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me: im over my ex

Adele: hello

me: nvm

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Read the full comic here:  Having a baby versus having a cat.

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i would also add that your baby may grow up to hate you, whereas you know your cat hates you.

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See a bonus costume on Facebook

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angela & emily

dramatic readings of bargain book jackets. you're welcome.

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US Coast Guard seizes $181 mn of cocaine in Pacific

The US Coast Guard said it has seized $181 million worth of cocaine from a submarine-like vessel in the eastern Pacific Ocean, but even more drugs sank during the bust. The Coast Guard seized 12,000 pounds (5,400 kilograms) of cocaine from four smugglers on a semi-submersible ship, the agency said Wednesday. The seizure, which took place on July 18, was the "largest recorded semi-submersible interdiction in Coast Guard history," according to the agency.

Did anyone else think that there are some really fast and intense fish in the ocean now?  

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11 Donald Trump Businesses And Where They Are Today

Who remembers the $999 packs of Trump Steaks?

It’s very scary that I hear republicans say that the US government should be run like a business and Trump knows how to do that.  But really... Does he?  

I personally keep on hoping that his running for president is a joke.

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All the genuinely smart, talented, funny people I know seem to be miserable these days. You feel it on Twitter more than Facebook, because Facebook is where you go to do your performance art where ...

Was true a year ago.  Still true now.  

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This week on Whine About It… TYPES OF BROS THAT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST. Also, a drinking game that nobody should ever play ever.

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how dare you, sir.  

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The story of a man who taught his cat to use instant messaging.

CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE

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And who wants to live off the grid and homestead with me?

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You are just about the age to be fallen in love with...

Said the Italian man in the glass shop in Murano, Venice.  2005.

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No Time to Be Nice at Work

We’re rude at work, and it’s hurting profits, health and happiness.

“Do you want to lift people up or hold them down?”

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What I love about contracting.

Even though I don’t get the benefits of PTO or sick leave or vacation time, I’m only responsible for the things which can be accomplished in 8 hours at the office.  And an unpaid 30 minute lunch.  ;-)

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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Drinking Game

More Drinking Games

Drink Whenever:

-Ace says “Alrighty Then”

-Someone says “Shikaka”

-Ace uses any derivative of “Really”

-Someone says “Bat”

-Bat poop is seen or referenced.

-Chug if Ace Parks a car

-Ace Mocks anyone

-Ace engages in physical comedy.

Drunkometer: Reheaheaheaheaheahealey Ripped

Original Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Drinking Game

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3,986 Total Servings 1-Year 1-Person Food Storage Supply by Mountain House $1.01 Cents per ServingUp to 25 Years Shelf Life1,986 calories per day on average for 1 person for 1 year

This exists.  I mean...  Why does someone need food storage supply?  Is this because of The Walking Dead?  If so, it seems that we should really all be investing more in firearms and bullets...