This is it.

Let's just pretend I'm good at selling myself and this is an in depth positive description of me and my interests. Also Holly is the best human and everyone should love her cute little face.

[mothcub]

Imagine if at the end of a movie instead of credits it just had one piece of text come up that said “credit to the people who made this movie :) x”

[drowsybutcher-deactivated202411]

[cake-full-of-fist]

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

[didney-worl-no-uta]

So pest control came by yesterday

[nexya]

sex is a lot like silent hills. there’s a massive build-up of hype, it gets cancelled halfway through, hideo kojima is there 

[sacred-portal]

[jesusbeans]

Or it’s a jewellery box…

[ceeberoni]

what kind of jewelry box has usb ports. the truth is out there

[brylup-blog]

It’s a fucking mirror

[ceeberoni]

What kind of mirror has USB ports????????

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

confirmed

[exoqenises]

what the fuck happened here

[xteacupx]

So I was playing Agar.io on the Europe server

And then

The French are here

[strongermonster]

back when i was a danny devito keeper my danny devitos were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of danny devitos while crying and that’s an important fact about me

[strongermonster]

alright who changed it from beekeeper to danny devito keeper

[seriousjones]

*fills my ass to the brim with unpopped popcorn kernels and lays down in the mri machine* let’s fucking party

[mintsharpie]

Grumpy scientist here to remind you that if MRI could pop popcorn a human would boil to death from the inside out…

[seriousjones]

please stop kinkshaming me

[asokkalypsenow]

YO DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FUCKED UP THING I HAVE JUST LEARNED

okay so apparently when people die on mt everest they just leave the bodies there bc retrieval isnt possible and theres an estimated 200 bodies just like UP there and bc its so cold and oxygenless the bodies are perfectly preserved and people use them AS LANDMARKS most famously this one guy named green boots (so called bc hes wearing green boots and they dont know who he is) oh my god thats so fucked up???? why do people keep climbing this death mountain???? why cant we invent a way to get the bodies down we can go to fucking space but not the top of a mountain apparently???? oh my god????

[kagoma-deactivated20180417]

People who treat others like shit in order to “show how the real world is” Are literally the biggest contributors to why the world is the way it is tbh

[strawberryfiction]

Typing in Ryan Haywood on 8Tracks gives you all these bad ass playlists that involve GTA Ryan’s persona or The Mad King full of blood pulsing music. And then there’s play lists for the real Ryan Haywood

[quietarchivist]

You know when white boy be all at the disco…

[fartclown-deactivated20180613]

WHY DOES AMERICAN IDIOT SOUND LIKE THE JOHNNY TEST THEME SONG WHAT THE FUCK

[fartclown-deactivated20180613]

IM NOT IMAGINING IT

[eiselin]

i’m deleting off this earth

[now-at-commonsky-deactivated201]

the best characters are ones that act cool or charismatic but are actually fucking losers

[cringing]

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

[cringing]

[giraffepoliceforce]

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

[gallifreyburning]

[drowningheta]

Canada’s time to shine has come

[why-cant-i-find-a-good-url]

[lordtrash-deactivated20161201]

Me: What time does the bus come? Bus company: it’s a surprise :)