Goblin Advocate

Pronouns: They/them | Age: Too old, I should have died before reaching 20. | Gender: What are you, a cop or something?

[goblinadvocate]

The farce that is the trans toilet legislation situation relies on the cultural acceptance of the notion that men are irreversibly and inherently bad in some way. This is enforced through the rhetoric used in feminist spaces.

They (politicians and other grifters) argue so much that trans women are men because they believe they're still "tainted" by the badness from being born biologically male.

Trans men are practically ignored in the conversation because somebody that looks like a man is a man to these people, and is therefore bad, and belongs in the bad toilet.

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[goblinadvocate]

Google isn't helpful. People I've asked aren't helpful. What the fuck is the difference between pansexual and bisexual?

[goblinadvocate]

Hey so you might not be ready, but wanting to resolve complex problems is incompatible with performatively trying to antagonize half the world's population. If you say "men" without a lot of disclaimers, you are not serious and your activism is just for show.

[goblinadvocate]

The difference between "men hold the power" and "the people that hold the power are men" is the difference between Nazi Germany and understanding why Israel is currently funded throigh every political orifice.

[goblinadvocate]

Gotta say, I hate the algorithmic version of the internet, because I can never know if my understanding of the world is, in fact, from the Understanding region of France, or if it's from the "we noticed you rage 10 % more at this bullshit" region of Estonia, an otherwise fine but poor and relatively conservative country.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[goblinadvocate]

Alcohol, activism, and the 24 hr news cycle.

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[goblinadvocate]

If my doctor asks me for my BMI I want them to look me in the eyeballs and tell me with a straight face that a 180 cm man weighing 60 kg is healthy.

[tboy-cock]

hey so we can talk about trans men. we can make art featuring trans men. we can headcanons characters as trans men. we can discuss the politics and oppression surrounding being a trans man. we can talk about loving trans men. and this does not take away from trans women, we can talk about trans men. its ok

[goblinadvocate]

Headcanon: if Dean Winchester was born a woman, he would be a trans man, but the writers would chop it up to be due to his daddy issues because the writers suck.

[goblinadvocate]

Honestly, aside from pollution (kill aeverybody with a private plane including Taylor Swift) AI is fine, our society just fundamentally sucks.

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[goblinadvocate]

Hating how fucking plausible this is.

[goblinadvocate]

Visited my parents. Told my mom that it's fucked up that you can get sexualising surgeries willy nilly but not boob reductions. She asked me how I came across that. I think she suspects.

[goblinadvocate]

If I don't lose weight, then I hate how I look. If I do, then I'm "conforming to the pressure of society."

If I can't, then it's totally okay to be fat, regardless of whether or not that statement is even relevant to the conversation of what I want to be, and if I can't on my own and then use some medicine, then some pretentious pseudointellectual college grad writes a think-piece on how I'm a fucking tragedy for using the tools at my disposal to look how I want to look, pretending that painting me as a victim isn't the same as shaming me.

Body modding in all its forms is in and of itself a human right, being encompassed by bodily autonomy. TREAT IT AS ONE, YOU FUCKS!

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[goblinadvocate]

Chat is this real?

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[goblinadvocate]

The gym but you have to pretend you're not having fun.