Who cares?

sad college kid with no motivation to put on pants or do anything really

[feltguy]

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

[slytherverse]

hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!

just gotta “borrow” my sister’s alarm clock

get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos

your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.

twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you

the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.

[threesideddream]

now Billie Eilish saying that Drake stays texting her and that's like the fourth underaged girl to say that she texts him a lot or get hit on by him (that we know of) so can y'all stop acting like the pedophilic behavior is some weird coincidence and not a man preying on young girl? that man is THIRTY FUCKING THREE. fuck is he texting 17 year old for. I should beat his ass.

[crimeshetyped]

This is literally no different then R Kelly but his fans will paint it differently just wait on it

[symphonicseauxl]

Oh yikes

[guccixcucci]

His best friend went to jail for human trafficking. When are people gonna wake up

[daarntootin]

Watching that interview was crushing. All she could talk about when she brought him up was how nice he is, and you could see in her face how happy it made her that he texted her. That he was kind to her. That they hadn’t ever met but she had his number in her phone now, I mean come on it’s Drake. And I just wanted to reach through my phone and hold her because I am 100% sure he is nice to her, I bet he showers her in kindness, tell her how talented she is, that she’s increíble and like no one else. That listening to her sing makes him smile, that the way her face lights up when she sings is magic, that her style and confidence is so unique and she is nothing like any girl he knows, certainly nothing like any girl her age and man it is just so exciting that she’s going to be 18 soon! It’s a crazy and cool age being an adult now!

And I was fed those lines too. And I fell for them too and they weren’t even from Drake just some college kid who made me feel special. So special that ignored how hard he kissed me. That he touched me in ways I didn’t like when other people were around. But he was so nice to me, he was so good so it was fine. Besides I was special. I wasn’t like any other girl my age.

Fuck Drake. Fuck every man like Drake. I hope and pray that any man who’s ever looked at a young woman in a predatory nature spontaneously combusts and then rots in hell.

And I hope Billie Eilish is okay when he stops being nice because it feels like the world has ended. And I don’t know how you do that with the whole world watching.

[jabbawonker]

Men in their 30s should stay far the fuck away from teenaged girls and men in their 30s who repeatedly 'befriend' teenage girls are not to be trusted.

[sweetsweetemo]

If you had a child by choice, you:

signed up for an autistic child

signed up for a trans child

signed up for a lgbq+ child

signed up for a mentally ill child

signed up for a disabled child

signed up for a child with "conditions"

signed up for a rebellious child

signed up for a kid. in any way, shape, or form of being, it's your child, and you signed up for it.

And you are not:

the victim in any of these fucking situations for gods sake

[collapsingintojupiter]

whoop there it is

[aseriesofcomebacks]

[bellaxiao]

[falconpunchyourmom]

Parallel Earth.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[thaebae]

I LOVE

[honey-pot-hobbies]

As a white person I feel obligated to reblog this because we need to see this sort of shit more especially in tv shows and stuff like that, will help the future children be less dickish

[sweetsweetemo]

These pictures speak so loud

[radjane-deactivated20210928]

I fucking love this

[acoustickub]

Think this looks great and a long time coming.

[toocooltobehipster]

[maryanpop]

terrist

[animal-factbook]

Dog owners please be aware.

[teamvoorhees]

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

[vaspider]

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

[veterinaryrambles]

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

[ruffboi-mags]

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

Xylitol is also the typical ingredient in sugar free candies and some baked goods. Other names, if you’re checking labels:

What other names is Xylitol known by? Birch Sugar, E967, Meso-Xylitol, Méso-Xylitol, Sucre de Bouleau, Xilitol, Xylit, Xylite, Xylo-pentane-1,2,3,4,5-pentol.

A list of brands and products containing xylitol

[catchymemes]

[cocoacallalily]

The nerd girls are tired…

[sailorzeo]

I sell soaps and scents at cons. The number of times women told me “You’re doing the lord’s work, selling soap at con” was immeasurable.

Of course, it only works if people BUY it…

[dollsonmain]

And then use it.

[wanderingcitrus-deactivated2021]

Saw these heroes at a con recently.

[kirstenmcduffie]

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

[ghosts-just-wanna-have-fun]

hire the man cats obey.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

do u have a bf

it’s a dream of mine to have a beautiful farm

[retrogamingblog]

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

[kimveee]

The amount of work that went into this is amazing

[meanplastic]

the doctors leaving xxxtentacion to die so they could do surgery on a grape

[everythingstarstuff]

[kaedien]

boot up, Bitch

[awfulbear]

Boot up, Bitch!

[stonesibare-deactivated20190331]

MOOD! #2019goals

[didney-worl-no-uta]

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[brambeag]

IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE

[avosoph]

self care sounds so basic but please don’t underestimate how difficult it is just to clean your teeth and wash your face when all you want to do is die