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DNI

This is very important and very serious, you should definitely take this seriously and it for sure isn't just a joke.

Miners. I do not trust those that dwell in the depths

Those who partake in the homestuck, I am still recovering from my addiction.

People who have aggregate states of gender other than fluid. Looking at you gender bose-einstein condensate people.

People who used :3 EVENTHO they aren't a bottom bitch boy (genderless). You. Are. Posers.

Gerard Way. And his cousin Ebony Way. I know of your evil.

Garfield.

TikTok users. You sicken me.

People who illegally have wild Harlequins as pets. We all know they're not suited for private keeping. Get a domesticated fool you sicko.

#everyone dni #yes i mean EVERYONE #just leave me be #why do we make DNIs but not DIs #lets make DIs a thing

offshoreoilrig

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

Oh to bite a pretty nonbinary person with big eyeliner

#my fucking gods I hate having a crush #they bit me but I haven't yet had a chance to bite em back #I'm fucking 26 I would have hoped having a crush would have gotten easier by now #but I still go badshit

Woof woof arf! Grrrr woof woof bark woof!!

#woof bark #grrrr woof #awwoooooooooo #bark woof #and many other such statements

hymen-restoration-project

I love you!

Don't fucking lie to me

Mrow I should try to be more active on here again, I think

bearsockz

Bad advice

the-muppet-joker

REMINDER THAT THE MUPPET JOKER WAS A CHARACTER. I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MUPPETS. I DONT THINK ABOUT KERMIT'S SOFT LAUGHTER AND GENTLE EYES AND I DO NOT LONG FOR HIM WHEN I AM ALONE. I DONT THROB AT THE THOUGHT OF HIS HOLE. GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

thehypermoth

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jukio8o

sometimes I am plagued by visions. is this anything

valtsv

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

valtsv

it's rotten work but decay is an essential part of the cycle of death and rebirth

the-muppet-joker

What if we kissed... and we were both boys... and you were the Joker... and I was Kermit the Frog... and we used tongue... and we explored each other's bodies... and you got me pregnant... and

hymen-restoration-project

I AM SICK OF ALL THESE FART-SUCKING RATS AT THE HY-VEE. get out of my way Grocery Pig. I am trying to ACQUIRE MY PADS and broccoloid vegetables. Fucking idiots MOOOOOOVE I am a teenager I am going to inherit your fucking world the least you could do is not BE FECAL when I'm trying to NAVIGATE my CART through the AISLE? oh you want to call me pretty and say I should smile more??? I'M SIGNING YOU UP FOR INTIMATE CONTACT WITH a POTATO PEELER. Die!!! Or just get out of the way. AND STOP BREATHING SO LOUD.

They Honkai on my Star till I Rail

Like genuinely, my god everyone is hot and I am a disaster bisexual

#honkai star rail #she on my till i #its always the light haired boys #shoutouttodrratio #he is hot too #and caelus #more caelus appreciation is needed #like i get why stelle gets the limelight #i think stelle is cuter with firefly and caelus with adventurine

I wish you all a very Santa calling you 3 letter synonym for prostitute thrice

#is crimmas #merry crimas #merry crisis #merry chrysler #i hope you have a degradation kink and into bearded zaddys #would be pretty rude if santa if that wasn't the case #anyway #merry christmas #i guess #did i kill the vibe #i killed the vibe right?#sorry

Listening to a song that inflicts mild psychic damage on repeat while drawing, that is my natural state.

#why does my art get better when im a little sad #art #i think artists should all get a therapist #make it a new ship dynamic

duckdotcom

there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad

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