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As a kid I was taught the spelling of "necessary" as "a shirt needs one collar and two sleeves".
I would like to propose that, as a shirt apparently needs four collar pieces, four collar stand pieces, two sleeves, and ten fucking cuff pieces, it should in fact be spelled:
necccccscscscsessccccccccccary
This spelling illustrates my approach to the necccccscscscsessccccccccccarity of multiple things.
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For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.
#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME
it must also be shittable
13th century bully: what's that you're reading dweeb? Gayowulf? The faginogion?
Translation of the post: "We have another, spectacular success in the conservation of European eagle-owl in Lubuskie voievodeship! Another nesting platform is occupied!"
“Bachus na kocu” relief print
dog owners: She is a first generation merle doodle! She cost $6,000 and I had to drive 3 states over to pick her up!
cat owners: this thing entered my house and refused to leave
Alternatively, a lot of my favourite people about their pets, regardless of their species: this thing crawled out of the trash somewhere and I walked through the plains of iron grass till my iron shoes fell apart, and I climbed the glass mountain, and I answered wise dragon's riddles three to get to it.
I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half
Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...
I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.
spinning off something @dionysus-complex has been saying about LotR not being particularly anti-war, I think it's a difficult pill for some people (including me) to swallow that, for all its ideological merits (and there are a lot, I think!), Tolkien's work is always first and foremost about returning to a pre-lapsarian age. which is why the fascists have always liked it (that and, you know. the ontologically evil races and the scary hordes of arabs ambiguously "eastern" desert peoples).
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ultimately Tolkien was a conservative and a full-blown feudal restorationist. this is not speculation, this is the cornerstone of several of his essays. he thought that the best way forward was to rediscover the social contracts and responsibilities of the past - whether that's the rules of warfare, the chivalry of warriors, or the responsibility of lords and kings.
and i get it, you know? in times of massive progressive social upheaval - both world wars, the decline of empire, the rapid pace of 20th-century technology, the rise of fascism and the disruption of social units, it is very natural to cling onto and look fondly back at what seems like a more stable society. to look at the way the world is currently run, and say: hey, weren't there rules once? didn't we agree on our places once? shouldn't we be able to trust the people in charge and believe in something noble and good?
(and. no. there were never inviolable rules, we never all agreed, and we could never trust the people in charge. but there is a stability to structures like feudalism which comes from. uh. mostly from them not being in a state of rapid and continued transition, i think? we're three hundred years into the industrial revolution at this point, and the fundamental way we govern our societies has changed so much, so many times in those three centuries. it's easy to see the appeal in just knowing where you stand)
and it's not necessarily all bad! it's the same tendency that fuelled a lot of the labour movements in the 18th and 19th century, actually: the desire to reclaim or defend historic rights, customs, and social structures, while redeveloping them for the modern day. good things, things that support working people and ordinary communities, can come out of backwards-looking customary movements. counter-intuitively, you can gain progressive action and ideals from conservative beliefs, and they don't just have to be "RETVRN" bullshit. they can also be community-building. they can be demanding the ruling class honour existing social contracts. they can be saying "we already know it doesn't have to be this bad" about things like war and labour conditions and legal repression.
but it is a bit disingenuous, if not actually dangerous, to view a conservative text about the need to resurrect prelapsarian norms as a call for progressive, modern values. there are many things i would stand shoulder-to-shoulder with tolkien on, but i think it's important to recognise that in many of them we'd be standing there for different reasons. (and i say that as someone who does not consider themselves progressive, precisely because i do have sympathy with the idea of restoring a clear social contract and customary community structures)
there are values which will read across ideologies, but that doesn't mean they have the same meaning in all cases. "take responsibility in proportion to your power" can be equally framed as "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need" (socialism) or as "to whom much is given, of him much is expected" (paternalism) or as "noblesse oblige" (feudalism, although it's actually a 19th-century phrase afaict).
so. like. you CAN read Sam as a scrappy working-class hero who proves the value of trusting workers. but the clearly consistent reading is that Sam is good because, as a servant, he knows his place and is happy with his lot. you CAN read éowyn's realisation that Killing Is Bad And Unglamorous as a broad statement on the glorification of war (and god i want to), but it's more likely a reflection of the idea that a woman might move outside her class-station in turbulent times, but that she can and should move back to more traditionally womanly activities when it's done. you CAN read the books as anti-war, but I think it's more accurate to say that they're criticising how war is done now, and saying "war used to be so much better when people played by the rules!"
and you can still take those interpretations and gain value from them (they said, continuing to write reams of extratextual analysis on how you COULD read éowyn's arc), and you can still use them as building blocks in a non-conservative, non-restorationist worldview. you can do that and i honestly think you should. but there's a difference between "i can find a progressive message in this work" and "this is a progressive work".
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....anyway i know this is the 4am essay brainrot talking but what i'm really saying is that lord of the rings is a luddite text
@suturacoronalis you will enjoy this nerdouts with the perspective of our Polish fandom wars.
Join my in my lap of luxury
My room is better than this now
This is what my room looked like when I first moved it. The lap of luxury got me feeling sentimental.
what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though
blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays
blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels
blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories
von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel
Don Blorbo from my opera
błórbżo from my polish poetry
blorbocles from my ancient greek epics
Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels
Blorbio from my early modern plays
Assembling some more from the notes:
And the kicker:
useless rosetta stone
Waiting for Blorbot
Svatý Blorběj
Blorbovič najväčší na svete
I have giggled at błórbżo as a useless, violently Polish yet moderate collection of special characters but the truth is, Leśmian would absolutely write a melancholic, slightly comical poem about them
It’s #BatAppreciationDay! Here’s Plate 67 from Ernst Haeckel’s Art Forms of Nature (1904). Focusing mainly on marine animals, the bat is one of the only mammals to feature in the book: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/ernst-haeckel-s-bats-1904 #bats #onthisday #otd
Every day is bat appreciation day, actually.
“Niedźwiedź naskalny” stone lithograph inspired by Chauvet cave paintings
honestly lobelia sackville-baggins is a real one and i would read an entire story about her
nanny ogg levels of village matriarch. she is taking none of this shit from nobody.
you say "social climber" i say "go-getter"
she is so unimpressed by everything and frankly i think that's iconic. i think "shut up about your weird adventures bilbo" is a reasonable response actually.
she is not playing your game. she is playing her game (petty village politics) and she's going to win it.
armed men literally twice her size invade her village? eat umbrella, you sharkey-worshipping weirdos
she is in her 90s and she survived a year in prison on spite alone. an inspiration tbh
this bitch lost her husband and her son and she still came out swinging with an umbrella ready to fight, if not god, then at least a maiar
you know what bilbo you have dwarf treasure AND generational wealth maybe she SHOULD have your teaspoons
^ an except from op's tags which I wanted to carry forward
Lobelia is one of the best written characters in the whole scope of Tolkien's works, my grandma had friends like Lobelia, that absolute icon.
every village or town has its own lobelia sackville-baggins and while she's definitely not treated kindly by the narrative, she is a highly relatable and True portrayal of a large swathe of middle-class older women trying to carve out a place for themselves in a world that, if we're being honest, has never made space for them
and i think that's the thing for me. like. lobelia is not a nice or particularly good person. but she is a real one. she is petty and jealous and class-conscious. family matters to her more than anything. when she finds out her son is dead, she crumples in on herself because that was what all the conniving and social climbing and spoon-stealing was for. she's not just a bitch for no reason: she's a solid portrayal of a woman who feels she deserves more than she gets and is determined not to let anyone take what she has from her.
idk. i know i said in the tags that she's an unkind stereotype, and a lot of the time she is treated as a punchline by the narrative, but actually i think she's got a shocking amount of sympathy and pathos behind her? the Scouring of the Shire does so much to not only redeem her but to recontextualise her in the Hobbit and Fellowship. she's not just a gossipy old biddy. she's a woman trying to build something for herself and her family. and we don't all get magic wizards showing up on our doorsteps inviting us to go on mystical quests to get ancient treasures that we hoard all to ourselves, Bilbo.
Why do you keep hiding this level of Lobelia discourse in the tags!
Recently I have heard a comedy song about "three wise women coming to a stable". Most of the verses were about them doing useful, helpful things, not like these clowns wise men bringing myrrah, thank you very much. And then some of the last verses vere about wise women being judgy about Mary's sandals not matching her tunic and holy family affording a fancy donkey. At first I was like "oh no, the fun song was ruined by a mean stereotype". But... That's life. Some of the helpfulest, best people are also petty bitches. Lobelia is kind of another side of the same coin
These caricatures hold wonderful truth about complicated human characters and lives, it's not deep dark morally grey and tragic. It's everyday morally grey (or at least morally dusty, or something) and sometimes mundanely tragic.
honestly lobelia sackville-baggins is a real one and i would read an entire story about her
nanny ogg levels of village matriarch. she is taking none of this shit from nobody.
you say "social climber" i say "go-getter"
she is so unimpressed by everything and frankly i think that's iconic. i think "shut up about your weird adventures bilbo" is a reasonable response actually.
she is not playing your game. she is playing her game (petty village politics) and she's going to win it.
armed men literally twice her size invade her village? eat umbrella, you sharkey-worshipping weirdos
she is in her 90s and she survived a year in prison on spite alone. an inspiration tbh
this bitch lost her husband and her son and she still came out swinging with an umbrella ready to fight, if not god, then at least a maiar
you know what bilbo you have dwarf treasure AND generational wealth maybe she SHOULD have your teaspoons
^ an except from op's tags which I wanted to carry forward
Lobelia is one of the best written characters in the whole scope of Tolkien's works, my grandma had friends like Lobelia, that absolute icon.