Drunk on Calliope's song

(She/Her.) Mother, Soldier, Feminist, Artist, Strike Commander, Inquisitor, Dovahkiin, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.

[knighterrante]

i’ve been reading the queen’s thief series by @meganwhalenturner aloud to my partner, and i am elated that they like it almost as much as i do!! pls find them at xcalli0pe on twitter and marvel at this and the rest of their art!

[criticalnine]

i have passed through fire.

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

Dunk and Egg by @xcalli0pe, for @radiowesteros

[xcalli0pe]

I’m moving to Twitter permanently

I know that I’ve p much abandoned this account anyway, but the anti-nipple regime has put the final nail in the coffin. If you like my art, follow me here on @xcalli0pe on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/xcalli0pe/status/1068623683491643392?s=19

[xcalli0pe]

I'm moving to Twitter permanently

I know that I've p much abandoned this account anyway, but the anti-nipple regime has put the final nail in the coffin. If you like my art, follow me here on @xcalli0pe on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/xcalli0pe/status/1068623683491643392?s=19

[xcalli0pe]

Chanukah Sameach from your favorite birbs. <3  Commission info: http://xcalli0pe.tumblr.com/commissions  Ko-fi: http://ko-fi.com/calliopedraws  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xcalli0pe

[xcalli0pe]

I am open for commissions! DM me here or email me if you are interested/have questions. Payments taken through paypal in USD. Email: [email protected] Ko-fi: http://ko-fi.com/calliopedraws Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xcalli0pe

[evillesbianvillainarchive]

BUTCH/FEMME ICONS!!!!!

[austinjwillis]

[badvisuals]

😍

[moldyjunk]

*walks up to a lesbian couple* So which one of you is the rapper covered in blacklight-reactive neon paint and which one of you looms ominously in the background wearing reflective pink shades

[xcalli0pe]

Some ladies on twitter were talking about Lann the Clever, and had the fun idea of Lann having been a woman! Tricking a whole family out of their castle. I just had to draw such a roguish lady. Buy me a coffee | Commission Me! | Patreon | Twitter

[xcalli0pe]

Oh hey! I used to see you around a lot on Fareeha's discord! Hope you've been doing alright ^^

Hi! Yeah, sorry, I’ve pretty much moved to twitter at this point. I come back here to dump art sometimes. 

[naomimakesart]

Wanted to draw something that was kind of spooky and magic themed, and I thought it would be really interesting to see Shiera Seastar practicing some dark arts to help Bloodraven spy on enemies of the crown!

Buy the print here! 

twitter | instagram | facebook | print shop | commission info | youtube | ko-fi | tumblr | deviantart

[deadpan-searcher]

[radycat]

here’s my d&d trash fire dumpster baby Everaan. 

she’s a half-high elf rogue with lots of SOCIAL PROBLEMS but she loves mysteries, treasure and antagonizing people . 

[xcalli0pe]

Her hobbies include:

Antagonizing my paladin, siccing my paladin on people for laughs, and holding her action in a fight for my paladin to do all the work

[mataglap]

Calliope | Charismatic Activist Gay on Twitter

“I said 200 likes and I'd redraw it, and y'all gave me a thousand. Well, here it is. #moira #yeet”

@xcalli0pe hasn’t posted this gem on tumblr and I just have to share. Go like it on twitter!

[xcalli0pe]

cursed legacy

[lettersiarrange]

reasons why the princess diaries 2 is actually the best movie ever made

ok so i know that when we were all young fanchildren we all watched this movie and sighed dreamily. but i am here to tell u that this movie is even better than u remember

1. the main conflict in the movie is the arranged marriage. i’m gonna stop right here, because princesses in arranged marriages are a classic fanfiction trope that we are all trash for. don’t lie to yourself. but it gets BETTER. not only is there an arranged marriage… the guy she’s arranged to marry is actually a really chill dude. u like this dude. u know they would be good friends and partners. he would make a good king. but sHE DOESNT LOVE HIM!!! she doesn’t love him. and it would be so easy for the narrative to say ~oh look at this selfish girl she has a handsome titled good man ready to marry her she’s so SELFISH for wanting passion and true love, so naive~ (see fuckboys: i’m so nice and handsome why doesn’t she love me she’s horrible) instead the narrative presents her not marrying him as a perfectly valid choice and one the viewer sides with her on. the narrative supports her choice and makes it clear it was the right decision. ADDITIONALLY, the solution presented to fix the arranged marriage problem is to DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY. like???? don’t fuck with me this movie is perfect

2. literally the other main conflict is the love interest. he’s essentially a conman trying to convince mia to fall passionately in love with him so he can steal the throne. but along the way… he falls in love with her. THIS IS LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THREE THOUSAND FANFICTIONS PEOPLE

3. speaking of fanfiction…this movie is one. like, i’m not even joking. the first princess diaries movie essentially compiled the first 3 books into a movie, but the sequel wasn’t based on the books at all. disney just pulled something out of their asses and was like “this will make the fangirls happy”

4. at the beginning of the movie mia graduates from princeton’s woodrow wilson school of international affairs… literally one of the best international studies programs on the planet.. then she’s flown to a castle…where she’s a princess..and has hot men falling all over her…and wears ballgowns…like…mia is such a mary sue but somehow the movie manages to avoid making her one AT ALL

5. also holy shit??! mia doesn’t just stand around looking pretty as a princess.. she’s clearly really smart and genuinely cares about the people of genovia and does her best to serve them well even to it’s hard work… like damn mia is fucking committed to being a good queen she’s not just a princess because castles make good backdrops for romances

6. the queen/joe YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS u fucking know u shipped that shit

7. THE ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT FUCKING THE PATRIARCHY. MIA IS PORTRAYED AS KIND AND SENSITIVE BUT THAT ADDS TO HER APPEAL AS A RULER NOT DETRACTS FROM IT. AT THE END OF THE MOVIE SHE’S LIKE “fuck these rules written by old white men, i’m gonna make my own less sexist rules” AND THEN SHE FUCKING DOES?!? SHE FUCKING CALLS OUT THE SEXISM OF THE LAWS AND THEN CHANGES THEM. HELLO WOMEN IN PARLIAMENT! GOODBYE BOYS CLUBS! A WOMAN IS FULLY CAPABLE OF RULING ON HER OWN WITHOUT A MAN AND SHE FUCKING DRILLS THAT INTO THEIR GODDAMN HEADS

8. chris pine. what a hot piece of ass amiright

9. the number of times something fucking bizarre happens to mia and she theoretically looks into the camera like she’s on the office is comedic gold honestly. the maids?? flirting with her arranged husband?? climbing out a window?? the fAKE LEG!? mia is just trying to live her life but the universe keeps fucking it up. i feel u mia. 

in sum i have n o idea how the fuck this movie got made but goddamn is it not god’s gift to man

[drst]

You forgot:

10. It’s women working together that foil the plot. Uncle Gimli’s maid is the one who tells Chris Pine that his uncle sabotaged the romantic night out in order to discredit Mia, aka the love of his life. The last we see of her is her eating pear-flavored popcorn with her feet up.

11. Also the arranged fiance, when she dumps him AT THE ALTAR, he THANKS HER for saving him from just doing his duty and not actually living his own life.

12. Lily. Everything about Lily. “Should I shoo him or should I shoo him? Tell me who to shoo and I’ll shoo.” “My hello is insignificant. Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, come with me.”

Julie Andrews mattress-surfing.

[ekjohnston]

Also this was the first time Julie Andrews sang post-surgery, when she didn’t think she’d ever since again, and the director was all “Okay, we have to get this in one take, because the actors will be emotional” but the crew TOTALLY LOST IT and still managed to get it in one take, even though apparently as soon as she started, it was just TEARS EVERYWHERE.

[ekjohnston]

Also, I was reminded by Twitter that the screenplay was written by…

Shonda Rhimes.

[branwyn-says]

SHONDA DID WHAT NOW