Where do the ducks go?

[nevaehtyler]

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[puyopuyo]

*minces garlic so good you fall in love with me*

[firefox-official]

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

[firefox-official]

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

[firefox-official]

me: “i’d like a toothpick please.”

god, probably: “great! that’ll be 18 dollars.”

me: “sounds about right. here’s my entire wallet”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[pi4nobl4ck]

[theawesomeadventurer]

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

[funnyposts]

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

[boartits]

this is the only fucking post on this entire fucking site

[tredlocity]

[golbat]

I have been trying to find this video for like…a whole year

[emmikatjohnson]

Scooby Doo taught us that cops don’t do their jobs and it’s up to America’s youth to unmask the greedy old white guys that are terrorizing society.

[babyanimalgifs]

This has got to be the most wholesome video ever

via @themilestwins

[excessivelysesquipedalian]

my asshole cat once again comes to me and does his usual indications for “hey, there’s a problem I need you to fix, please help.”

because I love him and he is weirdly smart and actually really good at figuring out problems and getting help (like when he lets me know the bird feeder is empty because he wants to watch the birds) I trustingly get up and follow him.

he reaches the window, outside of which is a thunderstorm. he is very afraid of thunderstorms, and normally does not go anywhere near the windows when they happen. upon reaching the window he indicates in his usual fashion, “here is the problem, please fix it.”

no idea whether to be flattered and endeared that my cat thinks I control the weather, or frustrated because my cat is now mad at me for refusing to control the weather on his behalf. this is the second time this has happened.

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

[silverjirachi]

a frog made this post

[666adhd]

*eyes snap open at 3:47am* i’m unlovable

[princesstigerbelle]

One question

Who will stop him

[j1mjamss]

nobody 

let the boy dance

[saa-33]

I be like “communication is key ” then ignore everyone

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

[porterr-robinson]

[geekinglikeaboss]

the dogs reaction tells me this is a game they have played many many times and he can’t wait to provoke this dude into chasing him through the house

[willow-wanderings]

The split-second play bow the doggo does before he takes off really makes this whole video XD