GoddammitJake

If you're reading this, I hope you have a great day!  M/28/He/Him!

[moondustinfj]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[mydaughtersisterthrowpillow]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[cilantrhoes]

[thememedaddy]

[cannibalchicken]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[homunculus-argument]

Gentlemen, I will not lie to you: The situation looks dire. In order to have any chance of succeeding in our mission, we may have to lower our standards for "success".

[homunculus-argument]

Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[homunculus-argument]

Me at 17: ohh my god why do people who are barely even 30 start going on about being sooo old when I say I was born in -94, like ugh you don't even look old, nobody would have noticed if you hadn't said anything.

Me at 31: [gets fucking blasted with 40 metric fucktons of psychic damage from scrolling tumblr and seeing a post by someone who was born in fucking 2005 and is married with two kids]

[redstonedust]

as someone who was on deviantart way too much in middleschool my relationship to the furry community is sort of like how athiest people still celebrate christmas.