moron for moron

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[vamplire]

vampirism as a metaphor for queerness. hunger as a metaphor for repressed desire. immortality as an expression of profound loneliness.

[citywidespecialll]

you’re gonna look me in my big brown eyes and tell me no?

[shadowseductress]

"are you sexually active" the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[monster2001]

Noise tolerance gap relationship

[wosp-reactivated]

What's wrong? You didn't reblog my last 38 posts I made in a 2 minute interval. Are you mad at me?

[unalivejournal]

Me in 2026 practicing internet safety: who wants an updated list of my medications

[vita-min-bunniii]

i like to think that i am a can of worms you would not like to open

[deadpoetshouse]

'tmi' isn't a thing this is My Blog

[robbierobertson]

if you're in the top .01% of an artist's lsisteners on spotify they should come to your house and make sweet love to you

[rottingtrouble-child]

doing something really drastic will fix me

[maxxie-or-smth]

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[twistedangelboness]

how many calories does being pure of heart and full of love burn?

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

[valdevia]

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

[elodieunderglass]

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

[lew-basnight]

Nightmare ricotta rotation

[the-grassy-hill]

sorry if i come off as rude my mother didn't like me for several years