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your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe
I’ve grown up in an age that told me that denying yourself was good. Oh, you want cake? Here, have this chalk-dust square of not-cake - fewer calories, don’t you know! You want to lay on the sofa and read? Don’t you think you ought to clean the entire house first? Then perhaps you’ll deserve ten minutes. Make sure it’s approved book though - no reading purely for pleasure!
And most importantly - you must work hard to maintain yourself and your life in a certain way or no one will love you!
You know, the sort of thing S1 Gabriel said.
And then there’s Aziraphale who loves food and books and peace and his comfy clothes and his music and he is deeply loved by his demon who wants him to love all that. Aziraphale just wants a soft, sweet, delicious life - not a soldier or a leader, to just be him.
And Crowley loved that about him.
I just think that was very important about S1 Aziraphale (and not something that made much of after that) and it felt like I was being given permission to enjoy my life and I would still be able to be loved and to achieve things, even if I’d rather eat cake.
I think S2 and S3 forgot that about Aziraphale but I think that soft hedonism is a hugely important part of his character
it's that time of year again, and I need to keep up with bills, paying for an online course, and saving for a future baby, so:
1-5k fic 20$ CAD
5-10k fic 30$ CAD
10k+ fic 40$ CAD
included in commission:
review and approval of outline
review and approval of draft (optional, if you want to be surprised)
original fic poster designed on canva
will do:
ratings G through E (ao3 scale)
fluff, smut, pwp, angst, whump, character death
canon compliant, canon divergence, fix-its, AU
most kinks (if unsure, ask)
most fandoms (may need a little context or research)
won't do:
body horror
scat/coprophilia
watersports/omorashi
omegaverse (I'm just not good at it, sorry)
types of fics I'm pretty good at:
angst
domestic fluff
praise kink
priest kink/priest corruption
joseon era
heian era
fix-its
fandom writing experience & samples:
악마판사 | The Devil Judge (TV) (83)
Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (72)
괴물 | Beyond Evil (TV) (29)
감사합니다 | The Auditors (TV) (6)
손 : The Guest (TV) (6)
The Pitt (TV) (2)
Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984) (2)
モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100 (1)
Onmyouji | The Yin-Yang Master (Movies 2001 2003) (1)
Star Trek: The Original Series (TV) (1)
you can secure your commission here, or simply donate if I've ever written something you've loved and you want to support me that way.
DM me to discuss your commission idea.
please reblog this post, don't just like it - I'm technically unemployed for the next two months and need people to see this post. thank you.
i love the linguistic trend of expressing something difficult to describe by just not including an adjective where there usually would be one. “i had a day today,” or “he’s definitely one of the characters of all time.”
it’s like i can’t describe this so i just won’t. you get it tho.
So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
ask and ye shall receive:
When I write in Japanese I usually also throw it in google translate to double check that I'm not using the wrong kanji by mistake, and two years ago it gave me very dry and literal translations.
I was doing it today and noticed it had a pretty strong voice added to the output
For reference, to give a dry translation I would put:
Lately I'm into in Hanafuda. Nobody seems to know anything about it here, so they probably wouldn't understand my brilliant jokes. I guess you guys will never be able to understand "Mister November and the Scary Cave".
I have a fluent friend who is able to check my work for me and give me tips on hitting the correct tone (I was going for a comically casual feeling), so I'm confident that I'm expressing the feeling I'm intending. While Google is also hitting the same emotion, I really don't like knowing that it's assigning tone in the first place.
To check if it was editorializing based on informal grammatical choices, I formal'd up the writing to be more polite and remove any non-standard vocabulary.
I'm just like... what is anyone who is translating what I'm thinking into their own language going to think when a translation app decides that it knows my intended tone? When online communication is already so complicated and nuanced? I'm a non-native so I'm spending ages agonizing over 117 characters, but when I'm chatting in English I'm not being so deliberate. How likely is it that tools that 'naturalize' are going to make choices that don't reflect reality and lead to insulting misunderstandings?
I spoke with an English learner just yesterday who thought they were being bullied (they were not, the commenter in question was just excitedly infodumping about sociology) because something was lost in translation, and I wonder if it's because of tools making choices like this.
I'm just a luddite I don't trust stuff like this. stinks of ai asking me if it can rerwrite my email in a more quirky style.
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