this is why we can't have nice things

sophie | she/her | 18. mostly tfc, occasionally also trc & soc.

[jeremynox-archive-deactivated20]

the foxhole meme

unspoken team rule to flip off every raven on campus  

allison: no fear

nicky: neil in jorts 

allison: one fear  

dan sets aaron’s alarm to ‘bad case of lovin’ you’ he can’t figure out how to change it and he is apoplectic with rage  

she changes it to a different doctor themed song whenever he gets particularly annoying  

wymack gets a mug that says ’#1 dad’ every year, signed by all the foxes 

even andrew  

wymack doesn’t know if he should be touched or suspicious as fuck  

you’ve heard of kevin day now get ready for

kevout night

aaron: swears 

matt: covering neil’s ears, aaron that’s such a bad example to set for the children

nicky: why the heck do we have to be up so early?

dan: I know we’re all tired but let’s watch our fucking language

neil, opens his mouth in an interview

foxes: why r u like this  

nicky: kevin here is ur disgusting Health smoothie why do u even drink it

kevin: eating vegetables increases life span  

nicky: so do you have any positives or  

‘hey kevin here’s another picture of jeremy go add it to your shrine we’ll wait’  

neil: half asleep 

renee: neil what’s five plus one   

aaron, whispering: twelve 

neil, bolting awake: TWELVE  

‘what’s your favourite colour’ ‘exy’  

matt, pointing at fluffy puppy: neil it’s you  

andrew, pointing at dented trash can: neil it’s you

kevin: yeah everyone on our team is rly passionate abt exy we always give it our all  

camera pans to andrew. he is sitting down in the goal, sunglasses on, neil fanning him as he lounges back. none of the referees seem to know what to do.

kevin: I am so sick of being alive (x)

allison, at every minor inconvenience: 'i don’t deserve this. i’m a nice fucking person’

referring to Kevin as various queens from history  

'yeah ok cleopatra shut the fuck up’  

'hey elizabeth i of england can u maybe like chill’  

'neil josten if u could come to the front of the shopping centre please ur mother dan wilds is here to collect u’

‘kevin u know there are other sports except exy right’

kevin: sounds fake but ok

[watchmakermori]

nobody is allowed to play the violin in eurovision anymore because you’re not Him

[bakingcookieswithtaylor]

I AM TITAAAANIUU- wait what

[soullesstomatoes]

tumblr on saturday:

[comradesaucegay]

shout-out to greece for sticking with the gay theme of the evening

[goddamnitminyard-blog]

romania is the hero we deserve

[theladyigraine]

[dramatic pause] ….. A WALLET

[lesbianonice]

Beauty & The Beast (2017)

[morganalefays]

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

[robincross]

“Thea is watching from South tonight,” Kevin said, looking to the elevated VIP box. It was too far away and too high up for Neil to make out any faces, but there was a small crowd gathered at the windowed walls already. Knowing the Court was here to watch them play sent a chill through Neil’s veins. Kevin dragged his stare back to Wymack’s face and said, “and my father comes to all of my games. That is enough.” On Wymack’s other side, Abby’s gaze softened. Wymack’s jaw worked for a moment before he could say in an even tone, “Your mother would be proud of you.” “Not just of me,” Kevin said in a rare bout of humanity.

[robincross]

Robin Cross

Andrew’s group put Robin back together as a person and taught her that it’s okay to fight back against life and the world, and their tutelage and a year at PSU made Robin a better athlete. But it is Neil in their absence who gets Robin to the next level with Exy, because Robin can’t spend every waking moment with him and his obsession and not rise to the challenge. By the end of her sophomore year she’s unquestionably Class I material. Wymack makes her vice-captain her junior year, and gives her his team her fourth and fifth years.

[foxxhole]

transparent emo andrew

[soleilmoreau]

there are 3 feet in a yard and 5 feet in a minyard

[infamously-exhausted]

Reblog with your sign in the tags

aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE 

taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that. 

gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN. 

cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.

leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time. 

virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often. 

libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable. 

scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)

sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to. 

capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god. 

aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone. 

pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.

[aymmidumps]

he tried tho [x]

[jostenminyard]

It is the answer. Rephrase the question if you don’t like it.

[jessbrockway]

I’m sad and want to get a tattoo