but what motivates scart? that's right: the nut

genshin impact, pokémon, panic! at the disco and whatever stupid stuff I can find

[mousegirlheart]

[last-picture-show]

Fosco Maraini, Fisherman with Nets on the Sea of Japan, 1953

[orpheusilver]

tragedy perverts when the character paves the path to their own destruction

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[northernolddragon]

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[orbitalmirror]

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[animentality]

[wikipediahmms]

[txttletale]

cocktail recipe

[podplease]

A score of milk for one part rye

Named for america's most famous guy

Now add some aid both kool and lemon

Pour in moxie nice and even

Share it with your closest friends

Theres so much it never ends

White washington its much too bland

Takes all the milk you have on hand

[chthonic-thought]

13 more parts this cocktail lacks!

Add coffee milk and coffee, black

Mix in two more parts of whiskey

A brandy old fashioned and a DC Rickey

Tomato juice and apple cider

Two parts CJ, plus OJ and water

'Awa's made from kava root

Stir it in with the rest of the booze and fruit

White Washington makes you repent!

Milk content still nearly sixty percent!

[kaiasky]

somebody please make an update

[machine-unlearning]

Breaking News: a new erratta

Coming now from hot Nevada!

Picon punch: it hails from Basque,

Top with brandy from the cask.

From Delaware and Maryland,

Two parts milk have met their end.

In: orange crush, vodka and juice

with triple sec that gets you loose.

White Washington is getting boozy!

But all the milk still gets you snoozing

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[thenatashapulleyuniverse]

May 30 - the day thaniel burst through mori's workshop bleeding but alive.

[only-cat-memes]

[tinyideastuff]

ann is asleep

[kissed1996]

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

[cannibalcaprine2]

behold my family heirloom: extremely fragile keep reading button, please dont click it, it WILL shatter

whats your fucking problem