Goddamn Scarecrow

Mostly a fandom blog though I have a rule that states if I actually Laugh aloud I have to reblog.

[macklesufficient]

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

[macklesufficient]

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

[youngestdaughtersyndrome-deacti]

in the bible they dont talk about the 11th commandment (white tanktop with no bra) but its there

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

[anexperimentallife]

[wordbunch]

"Of course [The Lord of the Rings] does not belong to me. It has been brought forth and must go now its appointed way in the world, though naturally I take a deep interest in its fortunes, as a parent would of a child. I am comforted to know that it has good friends to defend it against the malice of its enemies."

- J. R. R. Tolkien in Letters from Tolkien

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[danzigmcfly]

[valkyrieofsmut]

[catmask]

music for autistic 12 year olds to feel evil to

[stellamidnight-deactivated20250]

I hate this as an ex autistic 12 year old.

This is true though.

[catmask]

they took your autism??!?!!

[squareallworthy]

Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. "Hi, I'm Dave, and this is my dog, Dave" -- you just don't see that a lot.

[liquid-geodes]

Spinch is literally right here

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

does anyone have a torrent link for the memories of all humans past present and future i can't seem to find it myself

[kushblazer666]

[mercutihoe]

I’m

[jaigeye]

yoda

[kitsnicket]

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

[kitsnicket]

If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me

[kitsnicket]

I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake

[kitsnicket]

Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time

[oneheadtoanother]

[itznarcotic]

[davidjohnlemahieu]

stats are so dumb. is he hot. does he have an enormous ass. are his eyes kind. where are the stats that measure what really matters.