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29~she/her~ ☆ Ask is always open ☆ ~Small warning for the occasional nsfw posts~

[kalyug]

i made smth

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mrsokiedoke]

Annnnd our parents and grandparents never taught us basic life skills because the baby boomer generation loved outsourcing easy work, like hemming pants and baking cakes. The generations before us glommed onto the fast, easy fix, and important skills have been lost in the process.

(And of course the generation who raised us loves to act fake shocked like “my grandkids don’t know how to boil water” like yeah, Janice, that’s because you took your kids out to eat 6 nights a week and baked Stouffers lasagna one night)

And now we are broke. And can’t afford to pay $60 to have every pair of pants we own hemmed (shoutout to shorties!). We are making yogurt because we can’t afford to pay $2.50 for one yogurt.

I’ve learned to knit to make myself wool hats and scarves. I’ve learned to sew so I can make items that would otherwise cost me 4x the cost to make it. I’ve learned to make yogurt because I would prefer to spend $2 for a gallon of milk and get 24 yogurts out of it rather than just one.

I’ve planted fruit trees in my yard so I can reduce the carbon footprint of the fruit I eat, and because produce is expensive.

I raise egg-laying chickens so I don’t contribute to factory farming.

My husband hunts deer so that we can eat lean, virtually fat free meat, and also not contribute to factory farming. The deer live happy lives and are not allowed to suffer. (Hey PS also, hunting up here plays an important role in ecology, as otherwise the deer population would explode, and deer would starve in the winter. Thanks for coming to my TEDta…)

My generation is going on YouTube to learn to change tires, bake bread and do their taxes because y’all sure as shit didn’t teach us.

[motherofcats666]

THIS

[ironbite4]

Lets not forget the phasing out of the HomeEc class.  Or the Shop Class.

[lkeke35]

Alleviating one’s ignorance of a subject should NEVER, EVER be looked down on! Learning and growing are never anything to be shamed of, or for!

[silverelfmage]

reblogging for the additions.  

[apathetic-revenant]

really if you take a moment to think about the headline it basically just says “millennials are so helpless they’re taking time to learn how to do things they don’t know how to do”

oh no…how awful…

[fashion-runways]

RAMI KADI Couture Fall/Winter 2016 – Light / Dark

[sapphicambitions]

THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING

[sunshineysprinkles]

It’s okay to be bad at things. If you like drawing, but none of your art is aesthetically pleasing to anyone, keep doing it. If you like singing, but you can’t hit any of the right notes, keep doing it. If you like dancing, but you don’t have a good feel of the music, keep doing it. Don’t stop doing the things that you love just because you aren’t good at them and don’t ever let anyone shame you for it. 

[counttwinkula]

modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these

[madhattergames]

Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort

[counttwinkula]

make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here

[literallyaflame]

me: [enjoys my garbage]

some pretentious fuck: excuse me, but that thing you are enjoying has no real intellectual substance and I don’t like it and you are stupid for liking it

me: [enjoys my garbage MORE AGGRESSIVELY]

[kalichnikov]

who needs weed when i can look at this pic

same thing

[androidistic]

Seeing soft clothes in a store

brain: touch it

me: no

brain: you must touch it

me: okay

[bogleech]

junk food is always better than no food

I’ve met people who will actually argue against this but if your choice is between going hungry and getting fast food or snack food….PLEASE JUST FEED YOURSELF. It is 100% lying, evil, dangerous bullshit that some foods are “so bad for you it’s better to eat nothing.” It is never ever better to go hungry. Malnutrition is more dangerous, more immediately, and more long-term than any consequences of eating a damn twinkie or a cheeseburger.

[justanotherass]

drax’s dialogue always cracks me up

[skarchomp]

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

[skarchomp]

also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

[caveangelascendant]

[poisonnightmares]

https://www.instagram.com/theresafractale/

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

[therealsideoffeminism]

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

[cooltrainerzero]

Nicely done, sir.

[goawfma]

a power move

[saccharinescorpion]

ive never watched tidying up but i’ve spent the last, like, day furious on marie kondo’s behalf because of nerds who misinterpreted her advice and even flatout made shit up (!!!) because they just looooooooooooove books so much yet mysteriously lack reading comprehension

[saccharinescorpion]

there’s this lady who’s almost fifty who like i guess heard someone mention the idea of asking yourself if each book you own “sparks joy” in you before deciding whether to keep it or not, and then promptly took a wild leap to the conclusion that this eeeevil witch-harpy is telling people they shouldn’t like books that don’t have happy endings and aren’t all sunshine and rainbows and wrote an entire article for The Guardian about it and, i’m not making this up, keeps talking on Twitter about “leading an ‘’’uprising’’’ against her”

[saccharinescorpion]

this is how every white chick who forms their personality around the sentence “teehee i guess im too Hashtag Problematic ;P” is going to be tweeting in about twenty years

[misshotaru]

Art by:  neko_cer