Falling Faster

[goddess-enyo]

I’m going to kill myself before my next birthday.

[nevver]

Meanwhile, in New Zealand.

[elpatron-delmal]

s/o to everyone who is still tryin to heal from things that they don’t talk about

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

Another one where it just keeps getting better. They need to stop doing this to me.

[socialistexan]

I wish the Democratic Party was even a quarter as radical as the Republicans think they are.

[everydaylouie]

musical faces

[dicknurse]

which ariana grande song is this

[catchymemes]

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

is jeff goldblum bisexual/pansexual or is he so comfortable with his sexuality that i’m pretty sure he could make out with a guy and say “i’m straight, i was just teaching him the proper way to roll his tongue when frenching” and i would be like “yeah that sounds like something jeff goldblum would genuinely be trying to teach someone” it could really go either way with him

[deathpov]

[kazeself]

wow this is a mood

[delicateavenuegardener]

Please don’t let your friends do this to you either

[tienetumbao420]

In a MARRIAGE , this is a whole different situation. It’s called respect . Y'all can still be friends , but the only best friend you should be having is your spouse 🤷🏾‍♀️

[gaysexhaver666]

Incorrect, You’re possessive and need to tone it down

[pastelpinkpunk0-blog]

In a MARRIAGE, that is called ABUSE

[brickme]

Why Magical Girls Are Never Attacked During A Tranformation

As some of you might already have guessed, I’m a fan of Japanese girl idols. One of the many, many idol groups in existence today in Japan is NMB48, a Osaka-based spin-off group of the (in)famous AKB48. NMB has a weekly show that’s surprisingly entertaining as well as educational called NMB to Manabu-kun, in which the members of NMB and a few comedians listen to guest lectures by experts in various fields.

Back on May 15th, the theme of the episode was pataphysics/the science of sci-fi. One of the topics of the lecture held by university professor Yanagita Rikao was the age-old question of “WHY ARE MAGICAL GIRLS NEVER ATTACKED WHILE TRANSFORMING???”

This was his answer, based on the magical girl series Futari wa Pretty Cure.

Question: The transformation scenes in Pretty Cure are very long, so why don’t the bad guys attack the girls in the meantime?

“Even when I was little, I was thinking ‘Hey! Attack them now!’”

“I found this odd as well, so I watched the transformation scene many times. And what I noticed is, when the Pretty Cures yell ‘Dual Aurora Wave!’ and transform, a rainbow-colored column of light shoots up from the ground, going BOOM!”

“And then the Pretty Cures levitate, and go up into the air. Based on this, I believe the protagonists of Pretty Cure are being held up in the air by the power of light.”

“When we think of light, we usually think it heats up things or lights up things. But in reality, light has the power to hold up things as well.”

“When the sun is beating down on us in the summer, the human body is being pressed downwards by the sun beams with a force of 2/100,000g.”

“But this is only about a one-hundred of the weight of a mosquito, so no matter how hot it is, we don’t feel that sunlight is heavy.”

“So that means the light holding them up must be extremely strong. If we assume that the two Pretty Cures each weigh about 45kg and do some calculations…”

“It means the light during the transformation must have the energy of 2,100,000,000kW per 1m2.”

“While the entirety of power that Japan is capable of generating is only 100,000,000kW.”

“So they’re using 21 TIMES the amount of energy the whole of Japan can generate.”

“So what would happen if a bad guy jumped in to try to sabotage their transformation?”

“He would EVAPORATE INSTANTLY.”

“DEATH AWAITS ANYONE WHO DARES TO DISRUPT A PRETTY CURE TRANSFORMATION.”

“So this means the best thing to do would be to transform close to any bad guys.”

“Yes. They are the strongest while they transform, and are practically invincible.”

[cannibal-sarracenian]

[labbydragon]

When you apply science to magical girls, you find out just how strong and horrifying they really would be.

[africanaquarian]

y’all be gushing over humdrum looking white men. like y’all faves be lookin like this

[tuf-luv]

Is that Post Malone?

[africanaquarian]

You know damn well post malone hasn’t looked this clean a day in his life

[boredpanda]

[gaytonystark]

Me, anytime I hear A Noise™️ at night:

[marisatomay]

After 11 years of wondering if Turkish Delight is good enough to sell out my family I finally made some

[silbat-deactivated20191019]

so..is it?

[marisatomay]

well if i was a 10 year old in 1940 england during world war ii when there was sugar rationing and i had been sent away to some stranger’s house with my siblings who (particularly the elder 2) were being real jerks and i had no idea that the seemingly kind lady offering the (enchanted) turkish delight was the literal embodiment of evil™ who would kill my family and myself once she no longer had any use for us then yeah i would do it

[herobrinesremaking-deactivated2]

some of you just need to build a dirt house on minecraft and wait out the night in there

[spinsterhoods-archive]

“A long-term study of children raised by lesbians found that these children were less likely to suffer from physical and sexual abuse than were their peers who were raised by heterosexuals. This is thought to be due to the absence of adult heterosexual men in the households (Gartrell, Bos, & Goldberg, 2010). Girls raised by lesbians tend to have higher self-esteem, show more maturity and tolerance than their peers, and are older when they have their first heterosexual contact (Gartrell et al., 2005, 2010). Children raised by same-sex parents seem to be less constrained by traditional gender roles; boys are less aggressive, and girls are more inclined to consider nontraditional careers, such as doctor, lawyer, or engineer (Gartrell et al., 2005; Stacey & Biblarz, 2001). Over the course of more than 20 years, scientists studied the psychological adjustment of 78 teenagers who were raised by lesbian mothers. Compared to age-matched counterparts raised by heterosexual parents, these adolescents were rated higher in social, academic, and total competence, and lower in social problems, rule-breaking, aggression, and externalizing problem behavior (Gartrell & Bos, 2010). There are fewer studies of children raised by two men, but gay fathers are more likely than straight fathers to put their children before their career, to make big changes in their lives to accommodate a child, and to strengthen bonds with their extended families after becoming fathers (Bergman, Rubio, Green, & Padrone, 2010).” ~ Martha Rosenthal, Human Sexuality: From Cells to Society, p.247.

[moved2misfires-lil-butt-rockets]

“having gay parents will harm children”

[kanguin]

I love that this is cited and sourced ahhhh. Actual researched support! So good.

[identificat]

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

[psyducked]

Are you going?