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imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

vampireautism

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

flowerflamestars

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

ocean-stuck

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

y2kbugs-moved

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

unscharf-an-den-raendern

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

gender-luster

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

yahooo-official

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

manuciruja

hey staff what the fuck

villainessbian

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

inkuringu-blog

newbarktownalumni

star-mom-selkie

happy pride month

dajo42

it’s been ten years

geniusoflove

its been 12 years

shivshivshivvyyy

13 years

pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree

14 years

momperlman-deactivated20251022

15 years

dammmithardison

16 years

thswrtchdthng

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

twopanelcad

That time of year again.

haridraws

My first few months on T, I wrote down little moments that felt significant so I could remember them.

I found them in a notes document recently. This is one of them.

(for @quindriepress ‘When I was me’ comics on gender euphoria book)

the-haiku-bot

I found them in a

notes document recently.

This is one of them.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

darkandstormyranger

finally some relatable content on ig

hotvampireadjacent

Sweden ????

ashketchupandfries

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

leninthesixth

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this