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dave - 26

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//I've been MIA due to being super busy the last month, but I'm hoping to return in a bit!

[aropride]

i love this post. literally buttfeed shut hell up

[nookstain]

DRAGGING MY WORK WITHERED HUSK BACK TO MY DESK TO UTTER A SINGLE FORLORN PLEA INTO THE UNCARING ETHER BEFORE MY CARAPACE TURNS TO DUST AND FINALLY GIVES WAY TO ENTROPY, ITS HAUNTING ECHO IN THE COSMOS ALL THAT REMAINS TO TIP FUTURE SCHOLARS OFF ABOUT MY ILL-BEGOTTEN EXISTENCE:

YOU GUYS REMEMBER GAMES?

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bro minecraft has horrors in the depths now

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i accidentally spent an entire week doing nothing but playing minecraft

hadnt touched it in years

did you know they have horses now

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what the fuck is a warden.

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i accidentally spent an entire week doing nothing but playing minecraft

hadnt touched it in years

did you know they have horses now

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

newborn baby that obviously doesn't understand language at all but makes a distinct smirk whenever it hears someone say fuck

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@ectopianist replied to your post “all that time you spend crying in bed time you...”:

did he ever outgrow those dorky anime shades?

​nah i think he loved them more than he does me lmao

dude wouldnt be caught dead without them

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hey normie dave. did you meet any aliens yet?

crazy enough i woke up this morning and there was a little gray guy standing beside my bed holding a probe

i jumped to my feet like my bed was on fire

went to grab my sword to regain my dignity against this dude

he looked me straight in the eye and hit the griddy something fierce then pissed on my floor

beamed back up while flipping me off before i could even get my hand on the hilt

shit was mad disrespectful

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all that time you spend crying in bed time you could be spending on that grind

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finally got some free time

who knew being an unemployed 26 year old could be so demanding

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1061: and what of motion

17 july 2024

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finally got everything submitted yesterday so hopefully we wont go to fucking jail

[grippysockgangg-deactivated2024]

hey 🫵 how tall are you?

[m-e-w-666]

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

[m-e-w-666]

the word i was looking for was hindsight

[nookstain]

DO YOU EVER SAY ANY WORDS THAT MAKE SENSE. ON THE OFF CHANCE. OR IS IT ALL LIKE THIS?

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people said the same thing about galileo

really makes you think

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@ectopianist

dude howve you been its been like 2 years, im so glad theres someone else normal here

did harley rope you into this shitshow too

[nookstain]

ARE YOU SURE???? I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED A FEW OPPORTUNITIES TO SLATHER HUMAN NIC CAGE'S PUTRESCENT VISAGE ACROSS THE INTERFACE.

PSYCH!!!! IT'D BE PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO BOMBARD MY DIGITAL EXPERIENCE WITH HIS WEIRD MAMMALIAN FACE ONE IOTA MORE WITHOUT CAUSING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SPACIAL COLLAPSE, KILLING EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE INSTANTLY.

AT THAT POINT, AT LEAST IT'LL BE A MERCIFUL REPRIEVE FOR MY GANDERBULBS.

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are you fucking kidding me is this how i find out john is on here too