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 My name's Justin (22) and I'm just a little man made of trash

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

the difference between scrunge and gloopy is very important

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

HELP

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Reaching new levels of language

[thestuffedalligator]

I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

[passworddots]

I had to visualize this conversation so that my soul could rest.

[thestuffedalligator]

Okay while I’m still vibrating with joy a fun fact about this post that nobody asked for

I never chose the name Tony randomly. I specifically decided to name Dr. Mario’s husband after one of the bosses from NES Open Tournament Golf

Because I thought Mario paired well with a twink

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[rippedmusclejock]

The silky muscle pillow

[guerrillatech]

[yahooanswers-official]

Is the vaccine safe enough to get?

You're statistically more likely to die at a gender reveal party

[spongebob--screenshots]

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[gaysie]

[mysharona1987]

[callese]

[slutdge]

Was it that bad

[lotad]

[marcchagallthebride-deactivated]

how’d this person get on twitter from greece ca. 450 bc

[ampervadasz]